How many missiles would Trump shoot at Iran if they did blow up his bribe from Qatar?
Speaking of bribes, we all know Bibi twisted Trump’s arm to bomb Iran without any real information of Iran’s nuclear program, and despite Iran never having attacked us, but it probably didn’t hurt that the other haters of Iran in the region, Saudi Arabia and United Arabs Emirates, along with Qater, have each bribed Trump.
While the oil-rich Arab kingdoms don’t openly communicate with Israel, they have the same objective in destroying Iran. How many phone calls did Trump get from his sugar daddies before the bombs started falling?
Did Donald Trump use our military to satisfy the people who bribed him? This is why a president should not take gifts. It gives the appearance of impropriety. But then again, Donald Trump is a walking, talking, shitting-his-pants flesh puppet of impropriety.
Today, Iran launched a missile attack on Al Udeid Air Base, an American base in Qatar. Trump dismissed it as a “weak response” while urging Iran and Israel to make peace.
Trump is calling it a weak response in hopes there are no more responses, because his actions are causing bombs to drop on one of his sugar daddies. And it’s hilarious that he’s asking for peace when he started the US’s fight against Iran.
And it was a weak response because Iran planned it that way. Iran called the US before they fired missiles at the base, hoping to avoid casualties, and they succeeded. The damage was minimal, and nobody died. Did we tell Iran to get people out of their nuclear facilities before we dropped 30,000-pound bombs on them?
Trump wrote on ShitSocial, “Most importantly, they’ve (Iran) gotten it all out of their ‘system,’ and there will, hopefully, be no further HATE.”
When will Trump get “HATE” out of his system? He can’t, because that’s his entire deal. There wouldn’t be MAGA without hate.
California: I have a cold and I’m supposed to fly home on Wednesday…well, I was. I don’t want to fly with a cold, so I’m staying in California for another week. My friend actually asked me to stay longer, and his family is cool with it. They will be home tomorrow night, but they may be sick of me by next Monday. Who could ever get tired of me being around?
Creative note: I started on a different cartoon, and then got the news about Iran striking Qatar, so I changed direction. This idea hit me early on. The plane isn’t in Qatar anymore, but I’m using artistic license. Work with me here.
Music note: I listened to Audioslave.
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No fun getting sick on a trip. Glad your friend is letting you stay longer. Can’t imagine anyone getting tired of your company, especially with your sense of humor to entertain them. Feel better soon!