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Annelies van der Leeden's avatar

The Halfway Post © @HalfwayPost • 3h

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BREAKING: In an interview this morning Donald Trump was asked if his announcement that he intends to run for a third term means Barack Obama can run a third time too, and he got silent and frowned for several seconds, folded his arms across his chest, and said, "No."

BigDaddy52's avatar

Yass. He's there all weak....

Now Clay. He says something extremely stupid, racist or sexist at least once a day. How would it be breaking news?

Wish someone would point out that when he speaks it's actually breaking wind.

Deborah solleveld's avatar

Ah too bad. But then again for President Obama it was a joke for the tangerine toddler it’s a threat he means.

Susan Johnson's avatar

Cute Peesy in a tux...excellent work.

Marc Donner's avatar

I'm sick and tired of Agent Orange and his incessant need to be the focus of attention. Nice tux on Peezy.

Sukie Crandall's avatar

And there was dt, wanting Mali to be the next location he bombed…

In India the youth Cockroach Party has made a real dent in the extreme right’s abuse of education, and is broadening its focus. Humor is an important tool for them. One sign which appeared in a press photo said that every joke was a small revolution.

Karyn Milos's avatar

I'm not sure there's any award high enough to convince me to shake That Creature's hand. 😵‍💫

Richard Van Atta's avatar

It’s pretty clear that the press corpse … I mean core … I mean corps … was egregiously stupid and craven in holding this debacle with Donnie J. Trumphuk in attendance…

Having award winners … even those who won for scorching him have to get a handshake from him is the epitome of hypocrisy. I believe when he got up and vomited up his vituperative venom the entire audience should have either all turned their chairs around so they didn’t face him or just up and walked out. Under no circumstances should they have shaken his pusillanimous pussy-grabbing paw.

In the words of JoJo from Jersey

“They should have just walked the fuck out.”

Lisa Hauck's avatar

I am soooo hungry for a television news station that shows SOMETHING without his name or face plastered in every story. Wouldn't it be wonderful to see a story about kindness and caring and someone who is not a politician? Even some reporting about the natural disasters taking place on this planet every day. There IS life outside of trump...why are we constantly giving him exactly what he wants? His damned face on every media event, his ugly name uttered every few seconds. This too has become the norm in this country...people just accept it. And those dumb journalists.....why couldn't they have had their award dinner without him?? No one wanted him or his lap dogs there. I can't even enjoy sports without him stinking up the place.

Eva Seifert's avatar

I've been vegging out for the past 2 days watching YouTube reactions to the "Project Hail Mary" movie, and wishing I could visit such nice people as the Eridians. Right now, I can't stand looking at or listening to orange snake, or Blanche or fake Petey, or deer in the headlights Kash, or know-nothing Karoline, or really stupid Bessent, etc.

P.S. If you haven't seen the movie, Watch it!

Clay Jones's avatar

It's an excellent movie.

PTW's avatar
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Donald has NO sense of humor. If you think he is "funny" if you would enjoy being verbally abused by a mean and vicious Don Rickles. Don Rickles was not funny, either.

Jill Dennison's avatar

I typically enjoy the White House Correspondent's Dinner, but I didn't even bother to turn it on last night, for I was pretty certain it would NOT be worth my time. Seems I was right! Great 'toon, Clay, and I LOVE Peezy's li'l tuxedo! He's much more handsome than Felonious Trump!

Dan's avatar

A) Love the rat tux.

B) Talk about making fun of journalist...Kamal Khashoggi says that Present Hitler really kills...