What the hell, America? We know Donald Trump is racist. We know he’s fascist. We know he’s sexist. We know he’s the first president to refuse a peaceful transfer of power. We know he was behind an insurrection. We know he was impeached twice. We know he’s responsible for hundreds of thousands of COVID deaths. We know he’s a grifter who cheated taxpayers out of millions. We know he’s a rapist. We know he’s a felon. We know about Project 2025. We know he plans to send the military after his enemies. We know he plans to deport millions of people who belong here, who are legal, and who are major components of our economy. We know he’s going to raise tariffs which will give everyone in the nation a huge tax increase. We know he’s going to give himself another huge tax cut. We know he’s responsible for the overturning of Roe. We know there will be other women's rights he’ll strike down. We know he’s beholden to Putin. We know he stole classified documents. We know he gave classified information to Russians. We know he’s been talking to Putin since he left office. We know he’s corrupt. We know he’s going to put goons and jackasses in his administration. We know he’s an immature toddler with dementia. We know he’s a rancid cancer on this nation. We know he’ll spend every day of the next four years lying and attacking his critics. We know he doesn’t respect the military. We know he’s a tax cheat. We know his entire deal is a cult. We know he told over 30,000 lies during his first term. We know he never built an economy. We know President Biden spent the past four years cleaning up his messes. We know he’s the worst president in U.S. history because you fired him once before. So I ask you again, America…What the fucking hell? What is wrong with you?
I know what’s wrong with you. America, you’re stupid, sexist, and racist. That’s the only reason you have for choosing the orange treasonous turd over a smart, intelligent, competent, highly-educated, and accomplished Black Woman who’s not the flaming shitweasel fucknut ass cracker you voted for over her.
A goon commented on one of my posts this morning saying the attacks of comparing him to Hitler didn’t work. Maybe not, but he’s still a Hitler wannabe. He’s still a fascist.
Last night, I overheard one of the hotel workers, a young Black female, say, “I guess America is still racist,” except there wasn’t any shock or surprise in her tone. I talked to a security guard, who was very nice but didn’t seem that bright to me, but he told me before the results started rolling in that he knew Trump would win. How did he know? Because the security guard is Black.
About a week after his inauguration, America, you’re going to say, “Oh, yeah.” I forgot about this shit.
I’ve always been a believer in you, America. I refused to believe you would vote for this piece of crap in 2016, and you let me down. I was confused, still am, and still loved you and believed you weren’t dumb enough to do it again. Even a horny yeehaw state-dwelling hillbilly knows not to stick his penis in a beehive twice.
Here’s the thing, America. I believed in you, but I was wrong about you. I was wrong to believe in you. You are a racist, stupid, and sexist nation. You’re not ready to grow up. You’re not ready to put the past behind because you just brought it back.
You fixed this problem in 2020 and now you’ve brought it back. What scares me isn’t that you may be dumb enough to do it again in 2028, but that you may not have a second chance to fix it in 2028.
America, I don’t know if I want to break up with you yet, but I want to start seeing other countries.
Creative note: I had a typo in the blog and it was the worst kind of typo. It’s the one word that would scare off the editors if the klan hood didn’t. It was “fellatio.” And after two of my proofers caught it, I doubled the wrong letter and spelled it, “felattio.” And then I sent it to all my newspaper clients. I don’t even want to remind them the word is in there let alone, bring it up again.
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Captures my feeling perfectly. I may or may not have been reading up on countries that are relatively easy for an American to move to at 1:30AM last night.
I guess it's just part of being an old school liberal, I keep thinking people are better than they actually are.