Mewling About Mueller

Prez POS strikes again

Proofer Hilary told me I mispelled “billions.”

Historic American defense attorney Clarence Darrow wrote in his 1932 autobiography, “I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”

Despite saying after Charlie Kirk's death, “we wouldn't celebrate if something happened on their side, and we don't,” Donald Trump is celebrating the death of Robert Mueller, the former FBI director and special counsel to investigate Russian interference and collusion with the Donald Trump campaign in the 2016 presidential election.

Mueller, who earned a Bronze Star with valor and a Purple Heart as a Marine, passed away on Saturday. Donald Trump posted on Truth Social, “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people.”

The thing is, I can't think of anyone innocent that Mueller hurt. If anything, he let evil people escape. Evil people like Donald Trump. And it is weird that Trump is celebrating Mueller's death when he claims that the investigation exonerated him from collusion with Russia. Just as most things are with Trump, the exoneration claim was a lie.

What’s almost as disgusting as Trump's comment is that I can't think of any Republicans who condemned Trump for this. Of course, you're not gonna see anything from JD Vance or Pam Bondi, but you would think Mike Johnson would speak out. You would think there would be one mature adult in the room on the GOP side.

And when Donald Trump dies, there will be millions of people, if not billions, celebrating his death, but I will not be one of them.

I've been asking people for years not to make death wishes on my Facebook page or in the comments under my cartoons. I can't force liberals to be more civil than Republicans, but I can ask them not to share their vitriol on my pages. But over the past year or so, I've decided to let it go. If people want to express themselves and their hate for Donald Trump, so be it. I don't like the guy either.

But I'm not wishing death on Donald Trump because I care about him. I'm not wishing death on him because I believe death would be too easy a way out.

Donald Trump is almost 80 years old, and he lives on a diet of KFC and Big Macs. Death will come for him just as it comes for all of us. But I want Donald Trump to live a long life and to spend it in prison. I believe Donald Trump should pay for his crimes. Donald Trump should be brought to justice. If there is proof that there's not a God, it’s that Donald Trump has not been incarcerated yet.

I hope that someday Donald Trump's cult can see through the bullshit and propaganda and realize what a piece of shit their hero is. I hope someday that Donald Trump will realize what a piece of shit he is.

I want Donald Trump in prison, eating prison food, and wearing orange for the rest of his life, which I hope is long.

That said, when he does die, I probably will celebrate. But it will be so much sweeter if he dies in prison.

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