Most penguins are loyal to their mates during the time that they are copulating and taking care of their fertilized egg. I don't think any penguin would want to be loyal to the orange turd because he might consider them an alternative source for protein and fat, especially with bird flu, KFC wanting to move out of Kentucky and Mitch no longer being loyal to the orange turd, who has never been loyal to his own spouses, vp, other "mates", employees, sub-contractors, fellow citizens or the Constitution. Thanks again Clay for venting so beautifully the vitriol I feel about the turd and his turdlettes.
Ah, but is it THEIR egg? There's a fun fact about penguins, you can't sex a live penguin. And neither can they. Sexing a penguin means taking it apart.
So the amorous penguin picks up a rock and puts it in front of his prospective mate. If said mate starts whacking him, then its either a male penguin or a no. If it doesn't start whacking him, it's a yes - which may be from a gay male penguin. A large number of penguin couples don't lay eggs, but will steal eggs from other couples and raise that chick. Are they gay or just infertile? Only way to know is get out the knife!
Those gay / infertile penguin couples demonstrate a better sense of community and collaboration cuddling their rock / stolen egg than the orange turd does for the wellbeing of the USA and its relationships with the rest of the world. He's probably off cheating at golf this weekend while workers are being fired and laid off at both federal agencies and private companies big and small because of his tariffs.
Don't give his turdlettes any ideas about penguins and knives because it'll increase the risks the populations of penguins as unregulated trawlers to start scooping them up and canning them as substitute chicken FROM the seas. Who is gonna regulate those industries and the safety of our canned food items?
47 had some good advisors in 2017. Haven't seen one in 2025. She's LooneyTunes (Loomertunes?). I can't believe someone who was born the year my son graduated from high school is worth $10M. Your toons & commentary are helpful in these crazy times.
I'm tired - long week - and "Loomertunes" was to me like "Elmer Fudd" and I have no idea why! Thanks for that. There are no good people or advisors anywhere near this group of all loonies.
THANK you so much for this, Clay. I read brief bios of those she wanted fired and thought they sounded like the only sane, experienced people working on anything that is about security.
Has no one attacked us yet because ... well, why? It is stunning to me each day but this was the most astounding even before I read the details of her "research." Maybe I could gain access too - I once wrote for magazines in my industry. They'd vouch for me.
It never ceases to amaze me how many truly brainless people there are in this world ... and at least half of them seem to be in the U.S. government or otherwise 'advising' them! Loomer is a nutcase who belongs in an asylum.
Describing the level of crazy Loomer presents is nearly impossible. She and Trump should both be in Arkham.
Good news is the MAGA wall is cracking over the tariff changes. When Ted Cruz goes off the reservation saying "biggest tax increase in history" then you know Trump's getting his chain yanked,
Saturday is part of my work week, so I won't be able to attend our protest at our state capitol, St. Paul. Which is a damn shame, because our governor, as you know, is one of the good ones, and I'm sure he will be speaking. I'll look forward to seeing your posts from DC, as well as whatever local coverage we have.
For all of you going to the protests Saturday take care. Thank you in advance for your coverage Clay. I'm a worry wart and I want you all to return home safely, okay?
Gotta love this toon, and I appreciate this blog. I am still scared to death. My final wish is to be alive when he isn't.
...or to be reincarnated when he's not and the US gains sanity.
Most penguins are loyal to their mates during the time that they are copulating and taking care of their fertilized egg. I don't think any penguin would want to be loyal to the orange turd because he might consider them an alternative source for protein and fat, especially with bird flu, KFC wanting to move out of Kentucky and Mitch no longer being loyal to the orange turd, who has never been loyal to his own spouses, vp, other "mates", employees, sub-contractors, fellow citizens or the Constitution. Thanks again Clay for venting so beautifully the vitriol I feel about the turd and his turdlettes.
Ah, but is it THEIR egg? There's a fun fact about penguins, you can't sex a live penguin. And neither can they. Sexing a penguin means taking it apart.
So the amorous penguin picks up a rock and puts it in front of his prospective mate. If said mate starts whacking him, then its either a male penguin or a no. If it doesn't start whacking him, it's a yes - which may be from a gay male penguin. A large number of penguin couples don't lay eggs, but will steal eggs from other couples and raise that chick. Are they gay or just infertile? Only way to know is get out the knife!
Those gay / infertile penguin couples demonstrate a better sense of community and collaboration cuddling their rock / stolen egg than the orange turd does for the wellbeing of the USA and its relationships with the rest of the world. He's probably off cheating at golf this weekend while workers are being fired and laid off at both federal agencies and private companies big and small because of his tariffs.
Don't give his turdlettes any ideas about penguins and knives because it'll increase the risks the populations of penguins as unregulated trawlers to start scooping them up and canning them as substitute chicken FROM the seas. Who is gonna regulate those industries and the safety of our canned food items?
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. Instead the palace becomes a circus (Turkish proverb).
47 had some good advisors in 2017. Haven't seen one in 2025. She's LooneyTunes (Loomertunes?). I can't believe someone who was born the year my son graduated from high school is worth $10M. Your toons & commentary are helpful in these crazy times.
I'm tired - long week - and "Loomertunes" was to me like "Elmer Fudd" and I have no idea why! Thanks for that. There are no good people or advisors anywhere near this group of all loonies.
THANK you so much for this, Clay. I read brief bios of those she wanted fired and thought they sounded like the only sane, experienced people working on anything that is about security.
Has no one attacked us yet because ... well, why? It is stunning to me each day but this was the most astounding even before I read the details of her "research." Maybe I could gain access too - I once wrote for magazines in my industry. They'd vouch for me.
Why attack someone when they're doing a circular firing squad.
It never ceases to amaze me how many truly brainless people there are in this world ... and at least half of them seem to be in the U.S. government or otherwise 'advising' them! Loomer is a nutcase who belongs in an asylum.
In Arkham, yes. She'd fit right in with the Joker, Harley Quinn would have competition.
Describing the level of crazy Loomer presents is nearly impossible. She and Trump should both be in Arkham.
Good news is the MAGA wall is cracking over the tariff changes. When Ted Cruz goes off the reservation saying "biggest tax increase in history" then you know Trump's getting his chain yanked,
Saturday is part of my work week, so I won't be able to attend our protest at our state capitol, St. Paul. Which is a damn shame, because our governor, as you know, is one of the good ones, and I'm sure he will be speaking. I'll look forward to seeing your posts from DC, as well as whatever local coverage we have.
For all of you going to the protests Saturday take care. Thank you in advance for your coverage Clay. I'm a worry wart and I want you all to return home safely, okay?