Loony Loomer

Taking advice from a lunatic

Lying racist propagandist MAGAt conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer isn’t allowed in a Lyft or an Uber, but not only can she ride in Air Force One, she can get inside the White House.

I covered Loomer in this blog last September (you can go back and read it so I don’t have to repeat all the horrible things she’s known for) after she and Marjorie Taylor Greene had it out for Trump’s attention. I think Loomer won because Trump is now taking her advice. What?

Loomer visited the Oval Office last Wednesday. She was actually invited and didn’t have to climb over a fence like she did when she tried to break into Nancy Pelosi’s house. But she was in this meeting with Trump and failed National Security Advisor Mike Waltz. Her mission was to convince Trump to fire staffers she deemed were not loyal enough to Trump. It worked.

You have to be seen as a Trump loyalist to keep your job in Trump 2.0, even to the extent that you forsake your previous sensible positions that were based on facts, and end up clapping your ass off for what you know is bullshit in the Rose Garden like idiot Marco Rubio did during “Liberation Day.” But then again, this is the guy who once joked about Donald Trump’s tiny penis.

Trump fired six national security staffers based on Loony’s recommendations, and Mike Waltz couldn’t save them. The crazy lunatic lying conspiracy theorist has more influence in the Trump administration (sic) than the National Security Advisor. Next, she’s going to recommend staffers be fired who haven’t purchased “Teslers” and Trump Brand guitars.

Loomer brought a booklet of her “opposition research” laying out the perceived disloyalty of about a dozen staffers, including Waltz’s principal deputy, Alex Wong. Others who were in the meeting were JD Vance, the Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick.

Wong was not fired despite Loomer’s “opposition research,” which showed that his wife worked for the Justice Department back before it became Pam Bondi’s Department of Weaponized Lawfare against Trump critics, where she worked on the prosecutions of Trump’s white nationalist J6 terrorists (Loomer is a proud self-identified white nationalist). The “opposition research” also pointed out that Alex Wong is a Chinese-American, so he must have sympathies with China’s Communist Party.

Sources said the fired officials included Brian Walsh, the senior director for intelligence who previously worked for now Secretary of State Marco Rubio on the Senate intelligence committee (and they probably used to giggle about Trump’s dick); Thomas Boodry, the senior director for legislative affairs who previously served as Waltz’s legislative director in Congress; and Maggie Dougherty, the senior director for international organizations.

The sources told the press that the White House looked through Loomer’s “opposition research” and verified parts of it, like Wong is Chinese and Dougherty has been known to bring gum to class but not enough for everyone. The White House found that one NSC official had recently criticized Trump on social media (was it the dick thing?), and others sinned by having ties to people like John McCain and Mitch McConnell (who blamed Trump for J6 and then endorsed him right before going into another catatonic episode).

Trump demands loyalty, not to the country or Constitution, but to him. Trump views himself as larger than the country (and if he keeps eating Big Macs…). Trump recently stated that a governor’s criticism of him was “unlawful.” When he told the lie that Obama had wiretapped Trump Tower, even before the 2016 election, that it was “treason.” I’m shocked he didn’t accuse Marco of treason for the dick jokes.

Loomer, who claims she’s a journalist (she’s not), does not have a Hard Pass, which is a requirement for journalists to gain access to the White House complex. Trump has banned journalists who work for outlets that don’t recognize the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America, but he allows a lying, racist, white nationalist maniac into the Oval.

Trump said he listens to Loomer, who he calls a “patriot,” but denied she had anything to do with the firing. Today on Twitter/X, when she wasn’t posting about deposing Bill Maher today in Beverly Hills for her defamation suit (so many tweets about this), she took credit for the firings and even stated she’ll be giving Trump more names for people to fire in his administration (sic).

Oh, what is she suing Bill Maher for? For this.

I don’t think she has a strong case because she’s a public figure, and Maher is a comedian. Plus, he didn’t state that she WAS fucking Trump, just that he THINKS she is. Personally, I don’t believe she’s fucking Trump. I only believe she wants to, but even Trump doesn’t wanna touch that collagen-filled shit mistress.

Look at how she’s all up on him. Ew. I can’t tell who’s pushing their boobs up on who.

I despise Laura Loomer even more than I despise most MAGAts. It starts with her claims of being a journalist, which she’s NOT. But there are other reasons, like she’s a MAGAt, which automatically makes her a liar. Since she’s a MAGAt, is it redundant to mention she’s a white nationalist, racist, vile, gross, Islamophobe, transphobe, antisemitic, obnoxious self-promoter, and conspiracy theorist? It’s hilarious that she’s suing for defamation after all the lies she’s spread about people. I can’t think of a better way to describe her, and please forgive me, as a vile rancid lying piece of shit. She’s far worse than the typical Trump ass remora.

Taking advice from Laura Loomer might be scarier than appointing that bug-eye’ed fucker we like to call Kash Patel to head the FBI.

I hate to do this, but in case you’re not appreciating just how disgusting and dangerous this thing is, look at her Twitter/X account, which was banned by the previous Twitter administration, but restored with all the other Nazi accounts by Elon Musk.

After reading a few of her posts, you might need a shower.

It would not surprise me if the penguins got Trump tariffed because of Loony’s “opposition research.”

Hands Off note: I’m going to Washington, DC, tomorrow for the anti-DOGE protest. I’m going to make a blog about it with photos and videos, and it’ll be EXCLUSIVE FOR THE PAID SUBSCRIBERS.

Music note: I listened to The Pixies and some Frank Black solo stuff.

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