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Thank you for this very sensible post and great cartoon. I'm amazed they keep referring to this as an assassination attempt when no shots were fired by anyone but the Secret Service. Something weird is going on. And if the Orange Asshole would keep his damn hateful mouth shut, he'd probably live a much safer life. I'll be glad when his ass is in jail and we don't have to hear from him anymore.

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Sep 16Liked by Clay Jones

Good blog today Clay.

Answer to why he hates Taylor Swift is "all of the above", plus, she's got more money than he does. In real dollars, not fake Trump bit-managed pretend dollars.

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Also because her crowds are bigger than his.

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I forgot about that one. Great addition.

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Thanks, Clay. I've been hoping more people would mention that no assassination was actually attempted.

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Why is this an assassination attempt? This was also my question, so I am so happy to see Clay write about it so creatively. Great toon and blog.

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Exactly my thoughts. How did he know to be there 12 hrs early?

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The only attempted assassination is the one that's ongoing against the truth by Trump/Vance and every single person that supports them. As for these attempts all I can say is I have no respect for someone who can't do the job right the first time. For those who may be horrified by my remark just let me quote North Carolina Lt. Gov. and Republican gubernatorial nominee Mark Robinson who told a North Carolina church audience on Sunday, June 30 that “some folks need killing.”

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Trump has brought all the weird out into the open and continues to inspire people and not in a good way. I'm wondering about this

https://apnews.com/article/patriots-run-project-congress-candidates-trump-democrats-republicans-election-d29b438f46589bd7ecced80ac64e93a4?

I'm beginning to see why people fall for conspiracy theories.

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Thank you.

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Rat has no pizza, and doesn’t eat dead orange things without crust. Help poor rat!

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In space, no one can hear you squeak.

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Aawww - bad rap for the kitties!! How could you, @clayjones?????

So the convicted felon was bundled him into a golf cart - not a good photo op there but how fast did the cart go? 10 or 15mph? Also - they had better get their story straight - an AR-sytle weapon or an SRS-style weapon - blurred photos look a bit suspicious to me.....

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