Where is Melania when Harp is doing diaper duty? I have deliberately avoided watching live TV news because the Toddler Turd and his minions are not worth my time and sanity. Melania probably negotiated an out-clause for diaper duty in her post-nup when she realized that she had to a 2nd FLOTUS stint and couldn't hide out in Trump Tower with Barron as her excuse any longer. Does Harp have a spouse/significant other or offspring? Maybe she's the unofficial Eva Braun for when they have situation-room-bunker-ballroom crises. I can't picture Melania doing any hand holding, butt wiping or diaper changing anytime anywhere. She's probably positioning herself to have a rich oligarch-type hubby #2 when the Toddler leaves this mortal coil. It's all so eeewie.
“Jon Jackoff has to be the biggest cuck loser in politics.”
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Remember when politicians and their staff maintained a certain level of professionalism and decorum in their official communications? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
That disappeared in his first debate with Republican contenders in his first primary. And instead of kicking him out of the party, the Rs have been kissing his ring or whatever ever since.
Even so, I will never get used to it. We can all be snarky and crass in private conversations, but seeing over-beer commentary in official government communications is something that will always feel out of whack. As it should.
That's what happens when people elect trash to positions of power. My grandma used to say that there were some people she wouldn't hire to cut her lawn or dig a ditch for her even though there's honor in all work.
MSNOW showed a clip of the snake introducing her to an audience (didn't catch where), possibly in his first term. He was smiling and practically oozing as he gave her a kiss on her cheek that was far more affectionate than anything we saw him give Melania in public in either term. She couldn't stop smiling. And now, she's his shadow.
I wonder how Laura Loomer is feeling right about now. (Would she ride in Trump's trunk?!)
Very clever having Blanche steal a love note from the diaper bag with everything flying out of it, Goo Goo Gaga on the sippy cup, Lindsey on his ear, and the title, "Human Binky."
Thing's are seriously sick over at the WH--and getting sicker!
And the easter eggs - you out-did yourself, Clay! Poor Ted, Lindsay and Blanche!
Did you deliberately make her butt the same shape as his???!!! lol
This presidency cannot get any weirder! Naaaaa - it will. I saw the new US territory post and figrued Greenland and Cuba were a matter of days away....
Poor Ted, Lindsay and Blanche??? You are too nice. Karma took care of Lindsay. Now we just have to wait for the same to happen to the other two. They say things happen in threes. There are multiples of threes that will have to occur with this regime. Karma is gonna get a good workout.
I know what you mean - my lol was not sarcastic enough!!! I would hope mid-term karma would get the grifter-in-chief, the entire cabinet and the majorities in the house and senate. Mid-terms would be great karma even though the grifter-in-chief would have veto power and the very questionable use of executive orders.
What is now of main concern - and which no one can see - is the fact he is moving ahead with all the possibly illegal actions while SCOTUS is wobbling along at snails pace. Everything he wants to do will be done before a legal decision is made. It is his way of ensuring his face and golden mark on everything. The worst and most damaging is the total side-lining of the courts and SCOTUS. Basically he has neutered Congress and will end up neutering SCOTUS by doing whatever he want without SCOTUS stepping up and taking legal action now instead of these constitutional damaging recesses. He will then have absolute control over everything - and authoritarianism will be firmly entrenched with no way to dislodge him.
The midterms are more important than ever.
And your drawings are really getting responses on FB and Instagram - it is almost as if the only people taking very detailed note your drawings there are the MAGAist who have true TDS!! Some of the TDS responses are hilarious and quite eye-opening!!!
Not just his Hospice nurse then. And the resemblance to his daughter is frightening. What was the line he said about dating his child? Yeech!
Maybe they could combine the job of hospice nurse and press secretary, since he needs another one of those, too.
Where is Melania when Harp is doing diaper duty? I have deliberately avoided watching live TV news because the Toddler Turd and his minions are not worth my time and sanity. Melania probably negotiated an out-clause for diaper duty in her post-nup when she realized that she had to a 2nd FLOTUS stint and couldn't hide out in Trump Tower with Barron as her excuse any longer. Does Harp have a spouse/significant other or offspring? Maybe she's the unofficial Eva Braun for when they have situation-room-bunker-ballroom crises. I can't picture Melania doing any hand holding, butt wiping or diaper changing anytime anywhere. She's probably positioning herself to have a rich oligarch-type hubby #2 when the Toddler leaves this mortal coil. It's all so eeewie.
Natalie, oh Natalie! Your “Daddy’s” diaper dandy. You write the words that are absurd while keeping your printer handy.
You are so agog to write his blog while his brain is a total fog.
But with each butt wiped and nappy changed your adoration seems deranged.
You’ve reached a position rare indeed; a fawning floozy to meet Jabba’s need.
Yes, you’re loyal and devoted and your love notes are oft quoted.
But if there’s any truth in history your demise won’t be a mystery.
Say goodbye Sarah, good bye Karoline. Is Natalie next in line? She’s so close to her Daddy Donnie that she’s likely powdering his fanny.
But like a fractured fairytale,
Natalie’s ship will likely sail.
As Melania will come to separate the budding tryst at the gate.
For Natalie is it too late? Will she have a star crossed fate?
I guess we will just have to wait….
“Jon Jackoff has to be the biggest cuck loser in politics.”
🤨
Remember when politicians and their staff maintained a certain level of professionalism and decorum in their official communications? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
That disappeared in his first debate with Republican contenders in his first primary. And instead of kicking him out of the party, the Rs have been kissing his ring or whatever ever since.
Even so, I will never get used to it. We can all be snarky and crass in private conversations, but seeing over-beer commentary in official government communications is something that will always feel out of whack. As it should.
That's what happens when people elect trash to positions of power. My grandma used to say that there were some people she wouldn't hire to cut her lawn or dig a ditch for her even though there's honor in all work.
MSNOW showed a clip of the snake introducing her to an audience (didn't catch where), possibly in his first term. He was smiling and practically oozing as he gave her a kiss on her cheek that was far more affectionate than anything we saw him give Melania in public in either term. She couldn't stop smiling. And now, she's his shadow.
No matter what, he continues to show his true side; he's just a dirty old man. And that will never change.
I wonder how Laura Loomer is feeling right about now. (Would she ride in Trump's trunk?!)
Very clever having Blanche steal a love note from the diaper bag with everything flying out of it, Goo Goo Gaga on the sippy cup, Lindsey on his ear, and the title, "Human Binky."
Thing's are seriously sick over at the WH--and getting sicker!
Sadly, I really enjoyed this toon and blog...thank you Clay and Jon Ossoff.
gross lol
I’ll bet Melania is relieved to have someone keeping his attention away from her
Poor Peezy!
And the easter eggs - you out-did yourself, Clay! Poor Ted, Lindsay and Blanche!
Did you deliberately make her butt the same shape as his???!!! lol
This presidency cannot get any weirder! Naaaaa - it will. I saw the new US territory post and figrued Greenland and Cuba were a matter of days away....
Poor Ted, Lindsay and Blanche??? You are too nice. Karma took care of Lindsay. Now we just have to wait for the same to happen to the other two. They say things happen in threes. There are multiples of threes that will have to occur with this regime. Karma is gonna get a good workout.
I know what you mean - my lol was not sarcastic enough!!! I would hope mid-term karma would get the grifter-in-chief, the entire cabinet and the majorities in the house and senate. Mid-terms would be great karma even though the grifter-in-chief would have veto power and the very questionable use of executive orders.
It appears that 47 never had a dog. Other presidents had scotties and porties and many more. He has Natalie.
What is now of main concern - and which no one can see - is the fact he is moving ahead with all the possibly illegal actions while SCOTUS is wobbling along at snails pace. Everything he wants to do will be done before a legal decision is made. It is his way of ensuring his face and golden mark on everything. The worst and most damaging is the total side-lining of the courts and SCOTUS. Basically he has neutered Congress and will end up neutering SCOTUS by doing whatever he want without SCOTUS stepping up and taking legal action now instead of these constitutional damaging recesses. He will then have absolute control over everything - and authoritarianism will be firmly entrenched with no way to dislodge him.
The midterms are more important than ever.
And your drawings are really getting responses on FB and Instagram - it is almost as if the only people taking very detailed note your drawings there are the MAGAist who have true TDS!! Some of the TDS responses are hilarious and quite eye-opening!!!
Thanks for posting the bush league drivel drawings. So glad I live in Massachusetts. You go Maura!