Happy Creeper Christmas

Anyone who laughs at this sacrilegious cartoon is going to Hell

After bouncing this off a friend, she said I’m going to get shit from the goons, but what will they give me shit for? What will the goons see as sacrilege? The sacrilege for drawing Baby Jesus (not just for Christmas but on the Sabbath), or the sacrilege of drawing Donald Trump, their new god?

Why is the Republican Party full of creepers? They’re all icky and weird, and not weird in a good way. And I expect it to get weirder when the House releases the Gaetz Report, and hopefully on Christmas day so we all get a little in the stockings, and hopefully your stocking isn’t a used sock from Matt Gaetz. If it is, carry it outside with tongs and burn it

These guys are so weird that if Jesus were born today, one of them would want to separate him from his family, separate all three of them, put Baby Jesus in a cage, and eventually deport him. One of them would try to replace God and Joseph as the father. And if Baby Jesus were a girl, one of them would want to take her to prom after giving her a roofie.

The first panel was its own cartoon, then I thought of the Elon segment and then the Gaetz part. I was trying to decide which one should be today’s cartoon when it hit me that I should combine them.

I’m just having a little fun today so I’m not going to write a long blog for this. It’s time to punch out for a few hours.

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