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Kathleen Reilly Mannix's avatar

Thank you, Clay. Wondering what Hegseth expects from women's testosterone tests. What a pair of idjits. New topic: It appears 47 not only avoids reading books, he also seems to avoid watching t.v. weather reports. The earth spins and air, be it good or bad, dips around. Maybe these guys are flat earthers.

Bob Grauberger's avatar

I doubt Kegs-breath will test women, he's shown to be scared of them. Will (86) 47 also sanction the Sahara desert for sending clouds of sand/dust over our way too?

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

I think he will - test women: he’s looking for transgender troops or those transitioning.

BigDaddy52's avatar

LIKE for truthiness. That hadn't occurred to me; thought it was just more of his ignorant dickheadedness.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

I think he has not an ounce of truthiness.

Karyn Milos's avatar

No, but you do. BigDaddy is saying you spoke the truth, however ugly that truth may be.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

Sh thanks. Had trouble following. I’m known for my truthiness!

Karyn Milos's avatar

Observant point. Not really "good" 🤬 but an insightful observation.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

Exactly. He’ll do all he can to get rid of women. And men of color.

Bob Grauberger's avatar

Love the ear bandage, do they whisper "Hoser!" in his ear?

Karyn Milos's avatar

I wish that hoser would take off.

D. D. Wyss's avatar

Yeah, eh?

PTW's avatar

Love the mask on the Washington Monument.

Audrey Eve's avatar

me, too--stroke of genius!

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

My favorite tho Peezy in the chicken v the hair is so good and three witches! Banner day!

PTW's avatar
3dEdited

Also, Bob and Doug McKenzie on the ear diaper.....hoser, eh!

Susan Johnson's avatar

Amen. Terrific toon and blog. Cool witches, sippy cup, and roofies.

Ada Bab's avatar

@clayjones feel better - we need you and you are important to all of us.

Thank you for the good summary today.

Serious note about testosterone - cardiovascular side-effects, possible infertility, prostate cancer side-effects, and and and .....check out Mayo Clinic, Cleveland Clinic and other reputable health studies....

BigDaddy52's avatar

Yeah. Thank goodness they're making sure the VA stays up to snuff, right?

Audrey Eve's avatar

Another day in the blame game, I see. How many countries will end up on his enemy list?

Love the way our man, Pete, is holding (testosterone?) pills in one hand and booze in the other--quite the cocktail! Love your nods to Canada, the masked monument, and all those flying about.

I went out earlier for just a minute to get the mail, and my glasses fogged up! Hazy, unbreathable, smoggy air. Hope the expected storms help turn this around.

Lisa Hauck's avatar

I live in western NV and we have a lot of burning out here. Not as much as CA, fortunately, but we do get a lot of their smoke. Stay inside with the AC and wear a mask when you go out. Rain usually takes care of it as does wind. Be sure you check the furnace filter after the smoke dissipates. You'd be surprised how much ick accumulates in a week. I swear people are getting more hateful by the day. Now some actually believe that Canada let the fire burn intentionally to foul the US. I ended up reading a FB post last night that blew my mind. I made the mistake of chiming in with some intelligence and got reamed out with words I haven't even learned yet.

Paul Davis's avatar

This level of fire in Canada happens periodically. Sometimes it's even mentioned as affecting astronomical events, like darkening the atmosphere enough to completely hide the moon during a lunar eclipse.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

And how perfectly striped Kegsbreath’s hair is just like it looks. Not how most of us “go grey” - in stripes equally spaced.

Clay Jones's avatar

It's not natural.

Karyn Milos's avatar

Nothing about him is natural.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

Ya think?!

BigDaddy52's avatar

Sorta skunk head....

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

YES!!!! Like he is!

Eva Seifert's avatar

Didn't Petey say he wouldn't drink if he got the job? Liar of course.

Clay Jones's avatar

Trump said he wouldn't play golf anymore. Promises don't mean anything these people.

BigDaddy52's avatar

Uh-h. What he plays IS NOT golf. Golf has rules.

BigDaddy52's avatar

I think his pill bottle is ROOFIES, from his predator days....

Audrey Eve's avatar

Oh, thanks!

David Yohalem's avatar

Being on The Mango Mussolini's enemies list is not necessarily a bad thing. I live in Spain where Pedro Sanchez is Prime Minister. He's not popular. However, having earned the Tangerine Tyrant's enmity he may be able to eek out another success at the polls. For that, I am grateful. He is far better than any of the righter wing alternatives, despite the apparent corruption of several members of his government (including his wife.) The PSOE is in coalition with several separatist parties (Catalan and Basque), but even so, the alternative is frightening. Popular Party, Vox and others are all enamored of Trump. So keep up the hate, Agent Orange, we need your opprobrium for having our own interests, which do not align with yours.

Karyn Milos's avatar

The cartoon speaks for itself, Clay. 👏👏👏 Enjoy your Saturday evening.

Eva Seifert's avatar

I hope he gets booed out of the stadium. Anyone have tomatoes?

He's got a hell of a nerve going after he's killed more of our people.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

And people from the same countries as those playing and attending.

CVG's avatar

Is five hours about average to draw a cartoon?

Clay Jones's avatar

For me it is. Other cartoonists have different results.

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

Was that a double or triple meaning - “other results”? This one is so robust and great. Thank you.

D. D. Wyss's avatar

Our military is getting test-e, but it's hoping to get up to two testes.

Gracie44's avatar
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Thank you for the summary and the toon. I ❤️ that the red tie keeps getting longer and longer like Pinocchio’s nose whenever he told a lie.

Claire Lamberth's avatar

One of your funniest. Thanks for the laugh and for putting everything in perspective.

Alexandra's avatar

So if Hegseth administers testosterone to those soldiers that are deficient in it, isn’t that considered gender-affirming care?

NPG BELL's avatar

Wonder what they are gonna do when they find out that females also have testosterone, with some naturally having higher levels than some men, yet still function in all ways as females? It'll probably freak them out and have them start to question their binary dogma or become more strident in defending their ignorance of human biology.

Until this testosterone issue came up, I thought Keg-breath's behavior was the result of being a natural born prick. Now I'm starting to think that his dick-head behaviors might be the result of his testosterone levels. Members of the US military are banned from using testosterone for non-medical reasons (ex. for artificial muscle enhancement). His policy for over males 30yrs+ to be screened and "voluntarily" go through testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) could have come from a personal inadequacy of the hormone in his body that required enhancement. It could explain soooo much about his behaviors.

A July 19, 2026 article from the Military Times said medical professionals warn of increased risks for infertility and other consequences if testosterone is prescribed inappropriately. Five of six men's health experts contacted by Reuters were puzzled about the announcement on testosterone testing and were concerned that it may lead to unnecessary or even harmful treatments. The long term and side effects of TRT must also be considered. Is the military going to use testosterone as a requirement for promotion to certain jobs like how they historically discriminated having females in combat positions?

Notice that there have not been any equivalent announcements for testing hormones like estrogen or progesterone which are also found in both males and females. So does that mean the female members of the military and their hormone levels don't matter? Like females, some males can have higher levels of estrogen than typically found in males due to genetics, alcoholism, obesity, glandular dysfunction and stress... yes!! stress a factor associated with a military job. Some therapies involve utilizing progesterone (similar to how some females are prescribed birth control pills to control their irregular menstrual cycles). Is this policy going to involve testing for estrogen, progesterone and the numerous other hormones that can also affect the health and metabolic levels of ALL members of military? Keg-breath's announcement is just another example to the world that our hard working members of the military are led by bumbling morons who make Keystone Cops look like geniuses.

Richard Van Atta's avatar

Putrid Hogsbreath and Donnie J. Trumphuk are the epitome of stooooopidity. Our boy Putrid is a compensating girly boy who is so obviously halfway into out of the closet. He reeks of homophobia as a “man” afraid of what he really is — a swishy insecure fancy boy…

It’s ok — Putrid — you can own up to your insecurities and your ignorance.