You will have a choice - these fugly passports will be available only if you apply in person at the DC passport office, and then only if you ask for it. Everyone else gets the normal passport. I'm more concerned about Dementia Don putting his signature on US currency. (There's a LOT more to be concerned about, but I don't have all week.)
Everything I’ve read says if you deface the picture, or put tape over it, it will invalidate the passport. Fortunately, I renewed my pass card last year, so I am good for the duration.
What’s more nauseating than feeling like Trump is going on vacation with you?!
To make matters worse, I will be visiting my daughter and family and my sister and family, who live in Canada—lucky them!—and l feel this pressing urge to hide in a suitcase and just stay there!
My passport is good for 3.5 more years, so hopefully, renewing it any time after 1/20/2029, I won't have to have pretensident angry orange clown on my passport. They wanted to issue commemorative passports for our 250th anniversary? What's wrong with the Liberty Bell, an Eagle or Independence Hall? Or just the lettering "We the People" or "July 4, 1776"?
Great toon, Clay (and yes, I missed you yesterday, but the roughs and the blog helped!)
Fortunately, you can bring a partial bill to a bank for replacement if more than 50% (51% or more) of the note is intact. The bill must be clearly identifiable as U.S. currency, and at least one full serial number. Just sayin…
Also heard that if currency is defaced, it can be pulled from circulation. Some friends, who shall remain nameless, are thinking of what to write next to his signature if they get one of those bills... you know like ScribbledSignature is a [fill in the blank] using a sharpie, or a big 86 in front of his name.
Given that only people who actually want that ugly-ass limted edition will be carrying it, I imagine it will be tempting for border agents to turn them away. Meanwhile, WHY does he keep using that grumpy image of himself? Does he think it makes him look tough? Serious? Seriously badass? Yah, NO.
Fortunately my wife renewed her passport online last week — and it showed up in the mail today! Sorry magamaniacs, the government actually works! When she opened the envelope and saw no Trumphuk image glaring at her she was ecstatic!
Wouldn’t it be great if other countries didn’t accept passports with Trumphuk fecal face on it because he’s an international war criminal!
Isn’t that picture his mugshot? I just got my new passport in the mail today and no orange turd on it! Thank goodness. I had to come back because I noticed how very French Peezy is looking!
Yes, I think it's his mugshot. They use it on all the banners they hang on the different agency buildings in DC. Peezy does look quite jaunty today or maybe it's a european cousin?
Look on the bright side: down the road, post-2028, it'll be easier for a hopefully de-corrupted FBI and Interpol to find, arrest and indict MAGA-minions as they go through security here and abroad. The stupid minions will be so proud of their gaudy, expensive POS-passports that they won't realize why they are being detained until it's too late. And those who are smart enough to realize the dangers of having one of those passports will have to spend a chunk of money to get new Turd-free passports. The Federal Department of the State will need that money because it will have to purge everything that has to do with the Toddler-Turd and Marcolito. There will be a spike of re-issued passports, which given all the digitization of our personal data won't change the outcome for the MAGA-minions because the stain of their associations with the Toddler Turd and his regime will be in databases FOREVER.
The passport nonsense is the stupidest thing I've heard in quite a while. Someone, likely Bondi, threw that out to distract the baby during a tantrum. You got any other theory that makes sense?
And of course there's the Saturday 'dental' thing. Yeah. He's in love with a dentist that's from a place where he's lived a couple of years, on and off. My take is the same as it has been, watch for the new bruises. They look exactly like chemotherapy bruising, and I still think he has leukemia, and he slipped off for a treatment. He's showing the same symptoms my Mother did before she died.
Is it a crime to deface one's own passport? Asking for a friend.
In Donnie’s case “defecating” on passports …
You will have a choice - these fugly passports will be available only if you apply in person at the DC passport office, and then only if you ask for it. Everyone else gets the normal passport. I'm more concerned about Dementia Don putting his signature on US currency. (There's a LOT more to be concerned about, but I don't have all week.)
Nothing I can think of would be rude, crude or totally inappropriate enough for that scumbag.
Correct!
Everything I’ve read says if you deface the picture, or put tape over it, it will invalidate the passport. Fortunately, I renewed my pass card last year, so I am good for the duration.
Maybe a post-it note would be okay. 😉
What’s more nauseating than feeling like Trump is going on vacation with you?!
To make matters worse, I will be visiting my daughter and family and my sister and family, who live in Canada—lucky them!—and l feel this pressing urge to hide in a suitcase and just stay there!
OMG I love this toon and blog, and I renewed my passport last month, so Im good for life. lOL.
My passport is good for 3.5 more years, so hopefully, renewing it any time after 1/20/2029, I won't have to have pretensident angry orange clown on my passport. They wanted to issue commemorative passports for our 250th anniversary? What's wrong with the Liberty Bell, an Eagle or Independence Hall? Or just the lettering "We the People" or "July 4, 1776"?
Great toon, Clay (and yes, I missed you yesterday, but the roughs and the blog helped!)
Our 8th Amendment rights are being violated daily now.
Fortunately, you can bring a partial bill to a bank for replacement if more than 50% (51% or more) of the note is intact. The bill must be clearly identifiable as U.S. currency, and at least one full serial number. Just sayin…
Also heard that if currency is defaced, it can be pulled from circulation. Some friends, who shall remain nameless, are thinking of what to write next to his signature if they get one of those bills... you know like ScribbledSignature is a [fill in the blank] using a sharpie, or a big 86 in front of his name.
Hummmm. Love this.
Given that only people who actually want that ugly-ass limted edition will be carrying it, I imagine it will be tempting for border agents to turn them away. Meanwhile, WHY does he keep using that grumpy image of himself? Does he think it makes him look tough? Serious? Seriously badass? Yah, NO.
Fortunately my wife renewed her passport online last week — and it showed up in the mail today! Sorry magamaniacs, the government actually works! When she opened the envelope and saw no Trumphuk image glaring at her she was ecstatic!
Wouldn’t it be great if other countries didn’t accept passports with Trumphuk fecal face on it because he’s an international war criminal!
Thanks, Clay. Always love your art and blog.
Thank goodness we won't all have to carry that ugly mug around in our pockets!!! Good 'toon, Clay! But then, I love ALL of your 'toons!
Isn’t that picture his mugshot? I just got my new passport in the mail today and no orange turd on it! Thank goodness. I had to come back because I noticed how very French Peezy is looking!
Yes, I think it's his mugshot. They use it on all the banners they hang on the different agency buildings in DC. Peezy does look quite jaunty today or maybe it's a european cousin?
I'm still cranky that they didn't make him wear some jail clothes for that mugshot! He should've been in orange to match his ugly-ass face!
I'm thinking Peezy, like many Americans, is going incognito on his nationality while he's traveling abroad. 😊 Smart Peezy!
Look on the bright side: down the road, post-2028, it'll be easier for a hopefully de-corrupted FBI and Interpol to find, arrest and indict MAGA-minions as they go through security here and abroad. The stupid minions will be so proud of their gaudy, expensive POS-passports that they won't realize why they are being detained until it's too late. And those who are smart enough to realize the dangers of having one of those passports will have to spend a chunk of money to get new Turd-free passports. The Federal Department of the State will need that money because it will have to purge everything that has to do with the Toddler-Turd and Marcolito. There will be a spike of re-issued passports, which given all the digitization of our personal data won't change the outcome for the MAGA-minions because the stain of their associations with the Toddler Turd and his regime will be in databases FOREVER.
Hi Clay. Of course we miss you. Always.
The passport nonsense is the stupidest thing I've heard in quite a while. Someone, likely Bondi, threw that out to distract the baby during a tantrum. You got any other theory that makes sense?
And of course there's the Saturday 'dental' thing. Yeah. He's in love with a dentist that's from a place where he's lived a couple of years, on and off. My take is the same as it has been, watch for the new bruises. They look exactly like chemotherapy bruising, and I still think he has leukemia, and he slipped off for a treatment. He's showing the same symptoms my Mother did before she died.
I hope it's painful. Not for your mother or anyone else, just for him.