Flooded With Stupid

Those damn lizard people again.

Texas is blaming the National Weather Service (NWS) for failing to warn the state how much rain it would receive. Texas, you get what you vote for, and you voted for this.

The Trump administration and DOGE cut the budget for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, which oversees NWS. Now, 32 so far, are dead from floods in Texas. The dead include 14 children, again, so far.

Texas, you need more scientific solutions in your state, but you’re never going to get it as long as you keep voting for fuckheads like Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, Ken Paxton, and Donald Trump.

But before we blame budget cuts or Climate Change, let’s see what Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says is at fault.

Keep in mind, this person was elected to serve in Congress…and reelected. Quite frankly, I’m shocked she’s not blaming Jewish Space Lasers, the Deep State, lizard people, or the Gazpacho Police. It’s getting harder and harder to mock this person, and harder to create satire crazier than the shit that comes out of her freaky mouth.

Sorry again for a short blog, but it’s after 8 p.m. on a Saturday night. I’m late because I had to draw this and a cartoon for the Fredericksburg Advance, and I haven’t eaten yet today.

Ya know, most of my colleagues are out on a Saturday night, hitting up Arby’s and getting their boogie on at their local discoteques, and not drawing cartoons all day in a coffee shop.

I drew the FXBG cartoon at Starbucks, which is next to a Jersey Mike's. I’m going to hit up Mike’s, take my sandwich home, and spend the rest of the night watching Poker Face.

I’ll be back tomorrow with TWO cartoons and TWO blogs.

Update: The death toll is now above 50. Also, this might be the first cartoon on the Texas floods.

Creative note: I didn’t know what I was going to draw today until I saw Large Marge’s tweet.

Music note: I listened to Collective Soul.

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