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Donald Trump sent his idiot son…I’m sorry. I need to be specific when I refer to his “idiot son.” Donald Trump sent Donald Trump Jr. to make Greenland look pro-Trump, as though they wanted to be sold to the United States or acquired through an invasion and war with Denmark. Sometimes, I can’t believe I have to write about shit like this as though it’s serious.

I’ll spare the jokes about Jr. thinking all the white stuff there was cocaine. Jr. took right-wing lying fucknut Charlie Kirk, and Trump administration staffer Sergio Gor along with him to Greenland, which is a self-governing territory of Denmark, an ally of the United States and a fellow member of NATO.

The visit was stupid, pathetic, and almost as childish as Donald Trump Sr. working in McDonald’s drive-thru.

I already wrote this, but I’ll mention it again. We do NOT need to own Greenland for our protection. We already have two bases there and Greenland, as a territory of Denmark which is a member of NATO, is obligated to defend the United States. Also, who’s going to attack us through Greenland? The Beatles, who when asked how they found America, John Lennon said, “turn left at Greenland”?

China can’t invade us, whether through Greenland or on our West Coast. They don’t have a navy that could make the journey. And why would they invade their best customer? North Korea’s navy can’t even read the other side of its own peninsula. And why would Putin invade when Trump would probably just give him whatever he asks for?

This isn’t about owning Greenland because it’s in our best interest. This is only about Trump’s ego. He believes making our nation larger will add to his legacy. Quick. Tell me who was president when Idaho became a U.S. territory.

Donald Trump can invade and steal China and people are still going to remember him for January 6, 2021.

Back to Snorty Jr. As it turns out, photo-ops with Greenlanders in MAGA caps were staged. First off, how common are MAGA caps in Greenland? I see those ugly things in airports here. I’ve seen them in Union Station in Washington. But when I was traveling, I didn’t see them at Heathrow Airport. I didn’t see them in the Euston station in London, or the train station in Liverpool, Edinburgh, or the Belfast train station or the Belfast airport. I didn’t see them in the Dublin train station or the Dublin airport. I didn’t see any ugly red hats in the Keflavik Airport. I didn’t even see them in Montreal or Toronto.

Red hats that announce you’re an uneducated stupid racist moron don’t seem to be as popular in other nations as they are in the United States. So I ask, how did Jr. and his goons just so happen to casually bump into people in Greenland wearing MAGA caps? They didn’t.

They rounded up homeless people and bribed them with hot meals at the Hotel Hans Egede to play along and say nice things about Trump acquiring Greenland. I just looked up the Hotel Hans Egede and it’s a four-star hotel with two restaurants in the capital of Nukk.

I also learned that a lot of people overseas don’t comprehend what Trump is and my proof of that is more than one person during my travels told me that there wasn’t any difference between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris. Not knowing what Trump is and starving probably makes it easier to put on a MAGA cap and pose for a photo with a thumbs-up in exchange for a meal at a four-star restaurant.

What do these homeless people care about making America great again? They live in Nuuk.

One resident of Nuuk told a Danish news outlet, “All they have to do is put on a cap and be in the Trump staff’s videos. They are being bribed, and it is deeply distasteful.”

If Trump’s mission was to educate Greenlanders on what it’ll be like to be a territory under the rule of Trump, mission accomplished. Tacky, distasteful, dishonest, and a bunch of uncaring bullshit is what Greenland can expect from the United States under Trump. These assholes took advantage of starving homeless people for their bullshit propaganda. Just in case I’ve never mentioned it here since I started my Substack, Donald Trump Jr. is a vile rancid reprehensible lying racist piece of shit.

The same resident witnessed the MAGAts’ attempts to get locals to wear the MAGA caps for the photos, describing the process as “very aggressive.” He said the Trump fuckers chose a “selective” group of people “who could say that Greenland should be bought.”

If you have to lie to make your case, then you have a shitty case. Jr and his fellow lying MAGAts deserve to have their tiny nuts frozen and falling off from the Greenland cold, and then eaten by Polar Bears.

Oh, yeah. The president when Idaho became a United States territory was James K. Polk. Don’t tell me you didn’t learn nothin’ today.

Music note: I listened to the The Doors.

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