And each time Goldie circles the bowl the recurring thought is," The nitrogen wastes in this bowl must be at toxic levels. Either that or my teeny weeny fish brain has definitely short-circuited because they still there .... in the bed ... with a ...an .... Eeeew."
I just hope you didn't have food in your mouth when you saw it because if it had been me, my co-workers would have been sprayed with my chewed food. And the Heimlich's maneuver would probably have been needed as I choked on my food laughing. Definitely Kleenex, which I reached for in the privacy of my house while being thankful that I had remembered my personal rule to empty my bladder before reading any Claytoonz.
I like that you’ve got Cory Lewdowdki and Krustass Gnome in bed while his spouse looks on…. Or is that Pam Bondage Bondi wanting to join the manage a trois? C’est la vie in the Trumphukian world.
Her contempt knows no limits. Watching her come unhinged is, in fact, a guilty pleasure: Bondi audition for a role of a Bond girl, but without the sexuality, just the shrill sycophancy and desperation of a coattail rider. I am SO turned one! She is Ed Meese without the wit. Her fate should be like his: imprisonment; disbarment; and excommunication. Her usefulness to the Tangerine Tyrant is almost finished and, faithful servant that she is, I expect to see public sepuku on a pyre of illegally redacted documents. Impeachment, conviction, ouster and purdah is not asking for too much. Drawing and quartering is not too severe for her and, Clay, you are doing the drawings of her corrupt self so well, I cannot help but fear for you. As for the Mango Mussolini, please skewer him and roast him continually; crisp him good. You get me to a healthy of level of rant and I thank-you for that, Mr. Jones.
Oooooh, I forgot ED Meese. Another example of human slime. Makes me think of the X-Men movie politician Robert Kelly who decomposes into a big protoplasmic jellyfish-like blob. Karma is a bitch. All those evil power-mad entities will all end up as protoplasmic blobs in the end.
Even Joe Rogan has turned against her because of that level of contempt. When you get too contemptible for Rogan and you have that magic R behind your name, you've really hit bottom.
Poor, Goldie! Can he at least get some sunglasses? Or maybe a sleep mask? I know there are pet therapists, don't know if anybody specializes in Goldfish, though!
The "best" part of the bimbi bondi's testimony is that every - EVERY - picture and video of her has the trafficked victims standing behind her. So while she was spitting out her vile gotcha statements, every statement is highlighted with the victims she was not helping or following up on their cases. Best take-down ever! Well, aside from her screaming about the DOW and how wonderful she believes toddler-in-chief is!!
. . . and it was at that moment that the fish really started to wish he had some eyelids.
haha
And each time Goldie circles the bowl the recurring thought is," The nitrogen wastes in this bowl must be at toxic levels. Either that or my teeny weeny fish brain has definitely short-circuited because they still there .... in the bed ... with a ...an .... Eeeew."
Yep, that's a ewe, right enough!
Which reminds me of that old joke about the British officer, with the punchline "Female, of course! Nothing gay about Harold!"
Sometimes, Clay, I check out your latest cartoon while I'm on break at work, having a bite to eat.
Sometimes I really regret that timing. 😳
I'll just close my eyes and think of the Dow.
I just hope you didn't have food in your mouth when you saw it because if it had been me, my co-workers would have been sprayed with my chewed food. And the Heimlich's maneuver would probably have been needed as I choked on my food laughing. Definitely Kleenex, which I reached for in the privacy of my house while being thankful that I had remembered my personal rule to empty my bladder before reading any Claytoonz.
Note to all Peezie-heads:
DO NOT eat or drink while reading @claytoonz!!!
oh wow...geez.
At least Peezy wasn't involved in that "interesting" 3-way.
Peezy probably wishes he did not hitch a ride in the purse!!
Dow is down to 49,500, Pammy. You sunk it. First rule of Dow Jones is you don’t boast about it…
I like that you’ve got Cory Lewdowdki and Krustass Gnome in bed while his spouse looks on…. Or is that Pam Bondage Bondi wanting to join the manage a trois? C’est la vie in the Trumphukian world.
Love the smoking sheep, Peezy in the purse, the heart/Daddy tattoo, the Cheez whiz, the lonely banana, the perplexed look on Goldie...
Judging from the many memes on social media, the Dow comment is pretty much what we are talking about!
Thanks for the Tik Tok link--well done!
Hope you enjoy the Advance event!
Y’know, it’s really too bad that there is so much raw material out there for Clay to cartoon about.
But the great part is having Clay here to cartoon for us. Otherwise we'd probably all go crazy with out the release in laughter.
I think it's far too late for me on the crazy part.
I'm convinced that the Trump Crime Family has secretly bought Comedy Central and are hoping to make a fortune from people laughing at their antics.
Her contempt knows no limits. Watching her come unhinged is, in fact, a guilty pleasure: Bondi audition for a role of a Bond girl, but without the sexuality, just the shrill sycophancy and desperation of a coattail rider. I am SO turned one! She is Ed Meese without the wit. Her fate should be like his: imprisonment; disbarment; and excommunication. Her usefulness to the Tangerine Tyrant is almost finished and, faithful servant that she is, I expect to see public sepuku on a pyre of illegally redacted documents. Impeachment, conviction, ouster and purdah is not asking for too much. Drawing and quartering is not too severe for her and, Clay, you are doing the drawings of her corrupt self so well, I cannot help but fear for you. As for the Mango Mussolini, please skewer him and roast him continually; crisp him good. You get me to a healthy of level of rant and I thank-you for that, Mr. Jones.
Oooooh, I forgot ED Meese. Another example of human slime. Makes me think of the X-Men movie politician Robert Kelly who decomposes into a big protoplasmic jellyfish-like blob. Karma is a bitch. All those evil power-mad entities will all end up as protoplasmic blobs in the end.
Yummm... protoplasm.(Not a quote, but a ti of the hat to Homer Simpson and his creators)
Even Joe Rogan has turned against her because of that level of contempt. When you get too contemptible for Rogan and you have that magic R behind your name, you've really hit bottom.
Steve and i laughed so hard! Thank you.
This is just too delicious. Thanks again, Clay.
Poor, Goldie! Can he at least get some sunglasses? Or maybe a sleep mask? I know there are pet therapists, don't know if anybody specializes in Goldfish, though!
Enjoy the coffee shop!
The "best" part of the bimbi bondi's testimony is that every - EVERY - picture and video of her has the trafficked victims standing behind her. So while she was spitting out her vile gotcha statements, every statement is highlighted with the victims she was not helping or following up on their cases. Best take-down ever! Well, aside from her screaming about the DOW and how wonderful she believes toddler-in-chief is!!