Your Body, Trump's Choice

“My body, my choice” is a female empowerment slogan that emerged around 1969 over issues such as reproductive rights, sex, marriage, and making your own choices. Republicans hate it because they don’t want women to have autonomy over their bodies. Republican men want to make those decisions for women.

My view is that if you have penis, then you have zero right to tell a woman what she can and can’t do with her body. Most abortion laws are written by men. Case in point: Six votes, a majority on the Supreme Court voted to overturn Roe. It was decided by one woman and five men.
If men could get pregnant, abortions would be available in vending machines. Every man would be saying, “My body, my choice.” All Republican men know this is true. There would not be posses in Texas chasing men trying to leave the state for an abortion. Next time you run into a Republican dude, ask him if you can insert a coconut into his pee hole and see how he responds.

I’m surprised there isn’t a law that only men can name babies. Shit. Did I just give the Trump administration an idea?

Nick Fuentes, the Nazi who was invited by Donald Trump to have lunch with him and Kanye West at MAGA-Lardo (a source said Fuentes and Trump were “fawning” over each other), tweeted after the election, “Your body, my choice…forever.” Yeah, women didn’t really take to that.

Trump-loving and goosestepping Fuentes isn’t the only one taunting and harassing women online since Trump won (gag) the election. Women reported a surge in misogynistic threats over the past week by sexist men with tiny dicks emboldened by Trump's victory. This is similar to the increase in hate crime attacks during Trump’s 2016 campaign. But now, men feel this is going to happen. The decisions made over women’s bodies will now belong to men, as if we all live in Alabama now (run, Rene, run).

I’ve had several goons scream at me since I published this cartoon on social media a few hours ago, arguing that this doesn’t describe Trump…except it does. Trump appointed the judges who overturned Roe. All three judges lied during their confirmation hearings, stating that Roe was precedent and should be left alone. You have to admire their ability to lie with straight faces. Trump has said he will not sign a law establishing a national ban on abortion, but you know who the biggest liar on the planet is. So yeah, this lands right at Donald Trump’s door step which unfortunately, will soon be at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. For added proof, Vice President-Elect (GAG GAG GAG) JD Vance is on record of being in favor of a national ban. Now, he changed that position for the campaign but guess what. The campaign is over.

Hannah Cor, a women's liberation advocate, said, “Men no longer have or be quiet in their hatred for women. They can hate us out loud and lose nothing.” TikTok influencer Camila Guadarrama said she’s received comments such as, “I can’t wait until you get raped.” Another female on TikTok created a slideshow of the hate messages she’s received, messages like, “Keep your legs close” and “have fun losing your rights.”

One of the men who replied to Fuentes post said, “Repeal the 19th,” which is a reference to the Constitutional amendment giving women the right to vote.

What’s really messed up is the women vote in this election. While Harris won the female vote 53 percent to Trump’s 46 percent, a majority of White women, 53 percent, voted for Trump. Would the Taliban have won the White women vote over Harris? I think so. Enjoy being able to go to school, girls, while it lasts.

Exit polls showed that the economy was the top concern for White women and for some crazy reason, they believe Donald Trump will be better on the issue even though he destroyed the economy before leaving office in 2020. Why do you believe someone can be good for the economy when part of his platform is to raise prices on everyday goods with his tariffs while deporting a huge part of the labor force who does the jobs you don’t want to do? Jobs, like processing eggs. Dear America…You’re a moron.

A majority of White women voted against their daughters having autonomy over their bodies in favor of lower egg prices, and there’s no evidence Donald Trump can lower the price of eggs. Maybe he’ll threaten chickens to lay more eggs, or he’ll grab them by their pussies. He is a big cock.

There’s no evidence that Trump can do anything positive for the economy, but there’s a lot of evidence Donald Trump will take away your rights because he’s done it before.

Creative note: I was working on another cartoon and it had a lot of detail…and I had to be at a party for authors and writers in a few hours. Then I saw this issue and decided to cram a cartoon out so I could make the party (I had to shower and go to a dry cleaner too). I’m going to post the other cartoon tomorrow.

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