Watch Trump Grift

Grifty McGrifty Grift grifts again

I think it’s extremely brazen, selfish, obtuse, and corrupt of Donald Trump to start selling overpriced watches to his cult after so many of them took a bath on his stupid stock.

The stock in Truth Social, Trump’s social media site, is worth a little under $15 as I write this. The highest it reached after it went public was around $66. If you purchased Trump stock at that price and you haven’t sold it yet, you lost money. A lot of MAGAts have lost a lot of money on Trump.

You know you’re in a cult when you purchase Trump shoes, Trump NFTs, Trump Bibles, and Trump stock. You know you’re in a cult when you gamble with your life savings on Trump.

It’s like cultists believing an alien spaceship is coming to take them to Heaven…but the spaceship never comes. Yet, they continue to wait. That describes Trumpers. Even after Trump has been exposed as a fraud time and time again, they keep falling for it.

Trump ignores that many of his cultists have lost money on him. Does he slow down the grifting or amp it up knowing his suckers will continue to plunge their money into him? You know what he does.

The other thing about Trump stock is that it allows him to be bribed. If you’re a foreign despot and you want to get into Trump’s good graces, you don’t have to hand him cash in a dark alley or even use straw donors to impress him…just legally purchase lots of Trump stock.

The Saudis bribe Trump by paying him to host their golf tournaments at his shitty bedbug resorts.

Trump doesn’t care about his people. If he did, he’d stop grifting them, especially while he’s claiming the economy is so terrible. Eggs are too expensive but you can purchase $400 Trump sneakers, or $100 NFTs, or $60 Bibles. He’s literally using Jesus to grift. It’s not like Trump wrote the Bible.

Has Trump apologized or expressed remorse to his cult for their investment in Truth Social? Of course not as that would be admitting his stock is a loser.

Now, after conning his goons, he’s offering watches.

If you are a Trump goon who can’t afford a shitty $100,000 watch, good news. You can scale back and purchase the $500 version. If you purchase a $60 made-in-China Trump watch for $500, you won’t be informed of when it’ll ship. The website says maybe October…or November…Oh, hell…maybe it’ll ship out in December.

The watches look like theyr’e from Ali Express, where you can put your own logo on a watch and sell it to fans. Fortunately for Trump, his suckers are dumb enough to buy these watches. So what’s the deal with the watch for $100,000?

Trump claims there’s 200 grams of 18K gold in each of the more expensive “Swiss” watches. There are also itty bitty diamonds and other sorts of tackiness. There’s probably enough percentage of the watch made in Switzerland for the shady company making these things to claim they’re Swiss watches, but you can spend a lot less than $100,000 on the top brand offered by Rolex and still have a much better watch than wearing a Trump turd on your wrist. And wearing the Rolex won’t make you look like a stupid mouth-breathing cultist.

By the way, Marco Rubio said during a 2016 debate with Trump, “Here’s the guy that inherited $200 million. If he hadn’t inherited $200 million, you know where Donald Trump would be right now? Selling watches in Manhattan.”

Our comedy is becoming a tragedy.

The worst thing about Trump’s grifting is that we all pay for it, even if you never voted for him. He’s been grifting taxpayers since he became presidential candidate in 2015.

Here’s a free voting tip for you. It’s free because I’m not a grifter. The tip is…don’t vote for the conman.

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