Trump's Morality

Spoiler alert! Donald Trump doesn't have morals

The man who has five children with three different women, has cheated on all three of his wives, who bangs playmates and porn stars, has cheated on his taxes, has 34 felonies for cheating on his business records, who has bragged that he likes to “grab them by the pussy,” who has sexually assaulted at least 25 women, ran a fake university whose students he swindled, stole from his fake charity, stole classified documents, blackmailed the president of another country with US military aid, tried to steal an election, demanded that an election official in Georgia give him 11,780 votes, organized a coup, urged his followers to attack the Capitol saying it was “going to be wild,” cheated contractors, has been found liable for rape by a jury, has bragged about barging into locker rooms for teenage girls, who called a woman Miss Piggy, called war dead “suckers and losers,” who has an Attorney General he bribed with funds from his fake charity to stop an investigation into his fake university, who has been impeached twice, who said that POWs are not war heroes, who used charity for veterans to stage a campaign event, who told over 30,000 lies during his first term according to The Washington Post, who has sanctioned murder on the high seas, who just whined that civil rights was bad for white people, was sued by the IRS for housing discrimination, who has charged the Secret Service to protect him, who is taking bribes from foreign nations, who has sanctioned murder by Saudi Arabia, who has attacked journalists for reporting the truth, who has monetized the Oval Office, who pals around with pedophiles, who feuded with Gold Star families, mocked the handicapped, and is selling fake currency to his supporters wants us to know that his only constraint is his own morality.

Asked in an interview with The New York Times if there were any limits on his global powers, Trump said, “Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me. I don’t need international law.”

Laws and treaties are not factors in how Trump deals with immigration, whether or not to invade Greenland or Colombia or Mexico, or if he wants to invade a city, or ignore court orders. Donald Trump believes he is God, and the only thing he says that controls him is his morals. This should scare the living fuck out of everybody because Donald Trump does not have morals.

Today, we learned that Trump's Department of Justice has opened an investigation into FED chair Jerome Powell over renovations at the Federal Reserve’s office buildings, which is rich while Donald Trump is demolishing the East Wing to build a new ballroom.

And tonight, we learned that the military is disguising war planes to look like civilian aircraft to attack suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. This occurred last September, and after the aircraft struck the boat, it circled back to kill the survivors.

The laws of armed conflict prohibit combatants from feigning civilian status to fool adversaries into dropping their guard, then attacking and killing them. That is a war crime called “perfidy.” But then again, Donald Trump doesn't care about laws.

Nielsen: The Nielsen ratings people sent me a dollar today to participate in a study. If I choose to do so, they promised to send me five more dollars. Woo-hoo!

This sounds like a bigger pain in the ass than it's worth, but I'm tempted just to give a bad rating to everything that involves Donald Trump.

More insurance bullshit: So my former health insurance carrier has finally informed me that they canceled my policy…which they sent out five days after they had canceled it.

I guess it was too much of a burden for them to inform me that they were canceling my policy at the end of the year before the end of the year. Did they not know they were going to cancel my policy before the end of the year? These were the same people making decisions on which drugs were and were not important for me.

They were probably too busy denying claims to find a stamp.

Kickback Jacks: I went out with some friends on Saturday night to watch the Bears and Packers. Chris, one of my best friends, is from Wisconsin and is a huge Packers fan. I had a fake beer and a very good berry salad. We only stayed till halftime, but when it was time to leave, I couldn't find my wallet. I figured I had left it at home, but I was able to pay with my phone. When I got home, I couldn't find my wallet there either. It wasn't in Chris's SUV, and it turned out that it had fallen out of my pocket at the restaurant.

The restaurant held onto my wallet for me until the next afternoon, when Chris picked it up for me. I wish I had known who had found it because I would have given them a tip. I had cash in my wallet, and it was still there when I got it back. So, shout-out to the people at Kickback Jacks for being honest and having… what was that thing Donald Trump doesn't have again? Oh yeah. MORALS!

What am I eating?

This is a BLT with fake B. Yes, the bacon is vegetarian. The sweet potato fries are frozen, and they weren't half bad. In fact, the sandwich wasn't half bad. The bacon was kind of scary looking, but the nice part about putting it on the sandwich is that I didn't have to look at it.

I ate this last night, and my glucose this morning was 104.

I had a couple of hamburger patties in the freezer that had been languishing there for a few months, so I got some lettuce, a tomato, fried up the two patties, sautéed an onion, threw a slice of Swiss cheese on top, and presto. I had a cheeseburger. I didn't buy hamburger buns for just one burger. This was actually very good.

You can't see the burger because I've put a lot of tomatoes and lettuce on top.

My glucose before I ate the burger was 116. I will check it again in the morning.

By the way, I now weigh 178 pounds, which means I have lost over 30 pounds since the stroke in October.

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