Trots For Trump

Does Trump destroy everything he touches? Does a bear poop in the woods?

The Charmin commercials featuring bears kinda freak me out. Those bears seem to have a fetish for toilet paper. The only people who are weirder than bears with a toilet paper fetish are Donald Trump, Elon Musk, JD Vance, Tucker Carlson, Laura Loomer, every fucker in my neighborhood with a Trump sign, assholes who fly MAGA flags on their monster trucks, and basically everyone else who supports Trump and his fascism.

After Donald Trump’s little stupid stunt of pretending to work the fry vat at a closed McDonald’s, an outbreak of E.coli has hit the franchise and has spread to 13 states so far.

Is this Donald Trump’s fault? Yeah, sure. Why not? If E.coli had broken out in McDonald’s after Kamala Harris had pretended to work the fry vat, you know Republicans and MAGAts would be blaming her, and then they’d blame her for the ice cream machine being broken. So yeah, let’s play by their rules and blame Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a disease.

So far, 75 people have been affected by this breakout and it wouldn’t be the first time people were infected by a virus because of Donald Trump. Over one million Americans died from COVID and the death total would have been a lot lower if Donald Trump had not been president at the time.

If I was in the drive-thru at McDonald’s and Donald Trump’s ugly kisser came out the window holding some fries, I’d cancel that order and drive to Burger King. Besides, Burger King has onion rings.

Creative note: This is a short blog and it’s Sunday. It’s 3 p.m. and I want to eat wings (homemade, thank you) and watch some football.

Also, I wrote this idea a few days ago and kept putting it off. I even had a dream last night about this cartoon and whether I should do it not. I started something else today that you might see tomorrow, but I decided to push it aside for the pooping bears.

Music note: I listened to Oasis while coloring. I’m not one of those people who love Oasis, I just like a few of their songs. Every band is influenced by The Beatles but I think Oasis tries to be The Beatles. The only problem is that Oasis lacks the talent to be The Beatles.

Drawn in 30 seconds:

Timelapse with a voiceover:

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