Space Creeper

Elon Musk is one creepy MFer

After Taylor Swift officially endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris, MAGAts freaked out. They have their endorsements so why can’t Democrats have theirs? It’s not Democrats fault that your celebrity endorsement only consist of the likes of James Woods, Ted Nugent, Kevin Sorbo, and Chachi.

Trump claimed the endorsement will hurt Swift financially, even though she endorsed Joe Biden in 2020 before she embarked on a tour that’s raked in over $1 billion.

JD Vance said her endorsement won’t mean much because billionaire celebrities are out of touch and aren’t influential. I’ll let you think about that one for a minute.

And Taylor is influential because within 24 hours after her endorsement, vote.gov had 405,999 visitors.

But it was Elon Musk (who JD Vance needs to note has endorsed his ticket and…wait for it…is a billionaire) who probably had the worst comment on Tswity’s endorsement which is a reminder that women shouldn’t vote for the Trump/Vance ticket.

Elon posted on XTwitter, “Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life.”

You would think the richest man in the world, whose space company just conducted the first private space walk, could be less of a troll and more professional. But he’s not. You can’t go around tweeting to women that you want to do to them what JD Vance does to couches.

Elon’s post isn’t just creepy and rude…it’s kinda rapey. Am I wrong about that? It also plays on the lie that cats are being eaten by Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio.

Taylor wrote in her endorsement of Harris, “I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos,” and then she gets that rapey response from Elon.

There were responses to Elon’s post, including one from Claudia Conway, Claudia Conway, daughter of former Trump aide Kellyanne Conway. She told Elmo, “You’re creepy. Full stop.”

I don’t care if you’re the richest man in the world and you pretty much can do whatever you want, but no man wants women calling him creepy. But that’s the thing about creepers…they usually don’t know they’re creepy and even if they get a whiff of the fact, they can’t stop creeping.

Armand Domalewski, a pro-Democratic data scientist, wrote on XTwitter, “I’m sorry but the richest man on the planet casually telling a woman he’s not dating that he’s going to put a baby in her is so skin-crawlingly creepy I don’t know where to start.” Don’t be sorry, Ms. Domalewski, because you’re right. Elon should be sorry but he’ll never apologize.

Claudia Conway wasn’t the only daughter to find Elon’s rapey sexual harassing post disgusting. Vivian Jenna Wilson called it “heinous incel nonsense.” Who is she the daughter? Her dad is Elon Musk. Elon and Kellyanne should go to some parent-counseling classes together. They could take Donald Trump with them too because, have you seen how his kids turned out?

Vivian Jenna Wilson is Elon’s estranged trans daughter. Maybe if you can’t accept your children for who they are, Elon, then you shouldn’t have 12 of them.

In the past, Elon has repeatedly misgendered and deadnamed his daughter, and claimed the child he once knew was “killed by the woke mind virus.”

Elon has been a revolting piece of shit before the public over the past several years, but if you really want to judge someone, watch how they treat their children. Elon probably thinks it’s hilarious to troll his child before the public.

It’s a good thing for Taylor that her boyfriend is Travis Kelce who I’m sure can beat up Elon…and I’d like to see that.

Elon’s daughter posted on Threads, “Heinous incel nonsense is in fact heinous incel nonsense. I don't really have anything to add to it, it's just abhorrent. That much is obvious and if you don't see how then you're part of the problem. I would just like to say to my audience members, don't let people talk to you like that. It's disgusting, it's belittling and incredibly sexist. You deserve better.”

You do too, Ms. Wilson. You deserve better than what you got for a father, who will never do better than having you as a daughter. It’s unfortunate he can’t be better and realize that.

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