Space Bribe

Who won't Donald Trump accept a bribe from?

Donald Trump declassified 162 files and identified flying objects last week. And it landed with a thud.

The files, hosted on a defense department website, include dozens of testimonials from civilians, federal agents, diplomats, and astronauts who reported seeing UFOs. There are also new videos, but they are like the ones that we've seen over the past few decades, grainy, squiggly, and usually creating more questions than answers.

It's almost like it doesn't matter what they release, as skeptics will see it as proof that there's nothing out there, while true believers will claim it’s proof that we are being visited, while also claiming that the government is still withholding information.

Personally, I do believe there is life out there, but I don't believe we are being visited. I also believe that the government is withholding information. For example, they're withholding information on the Epstein files. And regarding these UFO files, I think the government may be embarrassed by how little it knows.

I believe that if the government had verified visible proof that aliens from other planets were visiting our planet, neither Donald Trump nor Pete Hegseth would be able to keep it a secret. But then again, maybe smarter people in the government are withholding that information from them. Maybe there is a fail-safe in case the morons ever become in charge, which is the case today. And if there was verified proof that we are being visited, I don't think the government would want us to know.

While we don't have proof that aliens from outer space exist, we do have proof that Donald Trump is a pedophile and that he would take a bribe from anyone.

If little green men visited our planet, Donald Trump would give more power to ICE to be a murderous goon squad, use it to cancel the midterms, claim it’s a sign for an even larger ballroom attached to the White House, and demand that the visitors give him a flying aircraft like Qatar did.

And if the little green men see what is going on down here, they're not landing in America. In fact, they may choose to skip the entire planet until we have wiser leadership. I know I would.

Why would the little green men want to be taken to our leader and meet the big, fat orange man?

Cauliflower pizza: I tried my first cauliflower crust pizza last night.

Yes, I do have a pizza stone.

I miss pizza, and I haven't had a real slice since before the stroke last October. This is frozen pizza, so it doesn't really count, but I will say that the cauliflower crust is not bad. This was super crispy as I cooked it much longer than the directions stated. It just didn't look right until it got brown around the edge and the cheese was all melted.

As for how it works for a diabetic, the sodium is a bit high, but the calories aren't too bad. It's about 370 calories per half, which is what I ate last night. I'll eat the other half tonight if it's not too bad as leftovers. I also had a salad with it. If something is bad for me, or even slightly bad, or questionable, I'm definitely having a salad with it. I really want pepperoni, but since this was my first attempt with cauliflower-crusted pizza, I went with chicken. I want a slice of New York pizza so bad.

This morning, my glucose was 129, but Peezy’s was off the charts.

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