Shitpocalypse Now

I'm not sorry for calling fascists fascists.

I don’t have to say that I don’t support murders. I have never murdered or assassinated anyone. I have never cheered a murder. I never said, “Yay” about someone’s death. So, I can point out that Charlie Kirk was racist, fascist, antisemitic, homophobic, transphobic, and a gun-loving bigot in every way without having to say, “But I don’t support him being murdered.” Why aren’t all the fucknuts crying over Charlie Kirk and posting, “We Are Charlie Kirk” required to say they’re not racists? Why?

Maybe they think being a racist is OK. Actually, they do think it’s OK. to them, hate is a positive character trait, just so long as they hate the right people to hate. They’re accusing liberals of standing with hate while they defend a lying, racist fascist. Charlie Kirk’s entire schtick was hate. And what are MAGAts doing? They’re lowering their flags to half-mast for him. JD Vance gave his remains a free ride home on the taxpayers’ dime. Members of Congress are trying to have his body lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda. Others are trying to erect a statue of Kirk that will remain in the Capitol forever. Randy Fines, a Republican congressman from Florida, tweeted, “Those celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk must be thrown out of civil society. I will demand their firing, defunding, and license revocation.” I hope I can finish this blog before I get thrown out of civil society for hating Charlie Kirk and his racism. By the way, who are Republicans to say what a civil society is?

Today, Vice President Couch Fucker hosted Charlie Kirk’s podcast.

MAGAts are worshipping and defending a piece of shit Nazi, and I’m not celebrating his death when I point out that he was a piece of shit Nazi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s redundant. All Nazis are shit.

JD (Couch Fucker) Vance and Stephen “Baby Goebbels” Miller announced on Kirk’s podcast that the federal government will impose a crackdown on liberal groups. What does that mean? Are the thought police coming after us? Fuck you, Laura Loomer, you Nazi cow (that’s in case she reads this after I tweet it at her).

Today, Karen Attiah, a columnist for The Washington Post, was fired for quoting Charlie Kirk (which is what I did last week…twice). She pointed out his comments about Joy Reid, Ketanji Brown Jackson, Sheila Lee, and Michelle Obama, of whom he said, “You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person’s slot to go be taken somewhat seriously.” I didn’t realize that President Obama’s wife was a “white person slot.”

Last week, MSNBC fired Matthew Dowd, a political analyst, who said on air that Charlie Kirk “pushed” hate speech. Never mind that it’s true. Charlie Kirk did push hate speech. He pushed a LOT of hate speech.

Wanna ask how many of my clients published my two Charlie Kirk cartoons? Don’t ask. I even had an editor ask me to remove an Easter egg featuring Charlie Kirk in a cartoon. That’s the first time an editor wanted to edit an Easter egg.

Now, Laura Loomer (Nazi cow) and dozens of other Nazi goons have taken it upon themselves to recruit even more Nazi goons to out people who’ve made anti-Charlie Kirk comments. Did you Nazi this coming when Trump was “elected?” The irony here is that they champion Kirk for being a proponent for free speech, while trying to cancel people like me and my buddy Lalo Alcaraz for exercising our First Amendment right to say, “Fuck Charlie Kirk.” And in case you didn’t hear me clear enough, you fucking Nazi fucks, FUCK CHARLIE KIRK.

Vance and Baby Goebbels made an unsubstantiated claim that there’s a left-wing network that funds and incites violence against conservatives. Two senior administration officials, who spoke anonymously to The New York Times, said that cabinet secretaries and federal department heads were working to identify organizations that funded or supported violence against conservatives. The goal, they said, was to categorize left-wing activity that led to violence as domestic terrorism, an escalation that critics said could lay the groundwork for crushing anti-conservative dissent more broadly.

What are they doing to do, tattoo or force us to wear scarlet letters?

Baby Goebbels said that a formal effort would be coming, with federal agencies rooting out what he referred to as a “domestic terror movement,” and that they would be doing it in Charlie Kirk’s name.

Mayonnaise fucker said on the podcast, “With God as my witness, we are going to use every resource we have at the Department of Justice, Homeland Security, and throughout this government to identify, disrupt, eliminate, and destroy this network and make America safe again for the American people.”

Trump promised to go after groups that are funding violence against the Right. Who is funding violence against conservatives? When asked about conservatives who commit violence and liberals and Democrats, he claimed they were people tired of crime.

The administration had no interest in going after conservative groups when a MAGAt murdered Democratic state legislators in Minnesota. Donald Trump pardoned MAGA terrorists who attacked the Capitol on J6 to overturn the election he lost. Then, he removed Secret Service Protection from several of his “enemies,” like Dr. Anthony Fauci and John Bolton, and then announced it LOUDLY for his MAGAts to hear.

They claim the use of words to describe them, such as “Nazis” and “Fascists,” was inciting violence against them. Then this morning, Trump tweeted an attack on New York City Democratic mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani, calling him a “liddle communist.” Last week, he claimed Kirk’s murder was committed by “radical lunatics” on the left.

I watched a segment on this subject on CNN over the weekend, where a conservative (I didn’t get his name) in the discussion whined about MAGAts being called “Nazis” and “fascists.” When asked if it was OK to refer to President Joe Biden as a “socialist,” he said, “Well, he governed like a socialist.” That means it’s OK when a Republican does it.

Excuse the fuck out of me, but by those rules, I can call Donald Trump a fascist because he’s governing like a fascist.

He’s governing like a fascist by taking over the Kennedy Center, hanging giant posters of himself on government buildings in the capital, deporting legal residents without due process, deporting people who protest, defunding universities for allowing protests and for teaching “improper idealogy” and “woke,” redistricting in Texas so he won’t lose Congress, attempting to ban mail-in ballots and voting machines, and sending federal troops into Los Angeles and Washington, DC, and threatening to the do the same to other cities, like Chicago.

Trump is a fascist trying to ban us from pointing out that he’s a fascist.

Now, they want to go after liberal groups for “inciting” violence. Do you know what that sounds like? That sounds like Hitler claiming there are enemies who have to leave Germany, and wouldn’t you know it? They were all Jewish.

This is exactly what Trump is doing. He’s going after political enemies on a lie that they’re enemies of the nation. My god, that sounds so fascist and Nazi-like. Oops, I just did it again. I incited political violence by pointing out the truth.

We’re going to continue this discussion in tomorrow’s cartoon and blog. Nazi MAGAt fascists aren’t going to like it.

Creative note: I might be kinda late with this cartoon since this happened last week. Trump posted a meme on social media that declared war against Americans. Talk about inciting violence.

But after reading about “violent rhetoric” from the left, I decided it was a good day to point this out and call Trump and other assorted fuckers the “fascists” that they are. Go ahead, MAGAts, and put me on your lists. That includes you, Laura Loomer, you Nazi cow.

Music note: I listened to Foo Fighters’ Wasting Light album while coloring.

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