Save Whitey

Won't you save an Afrikaner too?

Donald Trump set another trap for a foreign leader in the Oval Office. This time, it didn’t go like the trap set for President Volodymyr Zelensky (where Trump and JD harangued him for not surrendering to Putin), but more like the trap he set for a reporter, claiming a doctored pic of Abrigo Garcia with MS-13 labeled on his fingers was real.

This time, Donald Trump was trying to lecture South African President Cyril Ramaphosa about White genocide in his nation. This would be like me going to New York City and lecturing the locals that C.H.U.D.s are real.

I could tell them that I saw a documentary hosted by John Goodman on HBO back in the 80s proving that Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers are living in their sewers, leaping out at the right opportunities to grab old ladies while they’re walking their dogs for a late-night snack. The reason you’re not hearing about the C.H.U.D.s is that the liberal media and the Deep State are working together to hide it until you and your Schnauzer or C.H.U.D. meat. Why should they think they know NYC better than I do, because they actually live there? Hmph!

Did you know that last April, C.H.U.D.s ate 27,687 human beings, three Schnauzers, two poodles, and one of those skinny hairless cats that nobody is sure is an actual cat? I haven’t actually researched or verified these numbers, but someone on the internet said it’s true (that was me). And, most of those eaten were White people, because White people are the most persecuted segment of civilization in world history.

That has to be true because people like Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Stephen Miller, Tucker Carlson, and crazy old White guys wearing MAGA caps on the city bus keep warning us about the Great Replacement theory, where White people are being replaced by Mexicans and other people with suspicious skin tones. It has to be true because I saw another documentary, this one hosted by Mel Brooks, showing a Black man screaming, “Where all the White women at?”

I’m telling ya, White people can’t catch a break anymore, especially the White billionaire president (sic). Just this week, he was forced to listen to a Black man in the Oval Office refuse to be browbeaten to agree with his conspiracy theory. What next? Is someone going to park a Venezuelan food truck in front of the White House on what was White Lives Matter Plaza (there’s one near L’enfant station and it’s amazeballs)?

Ramaphosa was sitting next to Trump, engaging in fake pleasantries, talking about golf and other assorted bullshit, knowing he was sitting in a trap. Fortunately for the South African prez, the trap springer is a moron (person, woman, man, camera, TV). Ramaphosa said “listening to the stories” of South Africans would help Trump better understand the bullshit he was talking about, except Trump doesn’t listen. But then, Trump had the lights dimmed (It’s a trap!), as a MAGAt aide turned on the TV and played a video of South African opposition politicians singing apartheid-era songs about shooting Boers, a term that refers to farmers or Afrikaners (the term for White South Africans). The video was several years old.

Drone footage showed supposed Afrikaner graves marked by white crosses. Then Trump whipped out newspaper clippings (probably all from Breitbart) about recent killings in South Africa, muttering, “Death, death, death, horrible death.” My gosh. It sounds like there might be an agenda here.

It must have been tough for Ramaphosa to sit still when Trump said White genocide is “sort of the opposite of apartheid.” Read the room, Grandpa.

Trump got distracted when he called NBC reporter Peter Alexander a “jerk” for asking why he accepted a $400 million plane from Qatar.

Trump said rhetorically, “Why did a country give an airplane to the United States Air Force? So they could help us out, because we need an Air Force One. That’s what that idiot talks about, after viewing a thing where thousands of people are dead,” that Trump had made up. He’s so touchy when called out for taking a bribe.

Seizing the moment and embarrassing Trump, Ramaphosa said, “I’m sorry I don’t have a plane to give you.” Not realizing that Ramaphosa basically said, “I’m sorry, I don’t have a bribe for you,” Trump said, “I wish you did. I would take it. If your country offered the United States Air Force a plane, I would take it.”

Trump is an idiot.

There is no White genocide. It’s a lie that racist Elon Musk (who was in the room with Trump and Ramaphosa) has been pushing for years.

Afrikaners, or Boers, are descendants (and some of them, perpetrators) of the people who inflicted Apartheid on the majority Black population of South Africa. Today, they’re about four percent of the population.

The lie is that white farmers are being killed for their land.

Between October and December of last year, 6,953 people were murdered. Of these, 12 were killed in farm attacks. Of the 12, one was a farmer, while five were farm dwellers, and four were employees, who are likely to have been black. Even if all five 12 murders were of White people, 12 deaths are NOT a genocide.

Trump said that a "genocide" was taking place in South Africa, white farmers were being "brutally killed," and their "land is being confiscated” by Black people. So, Trump gave refugee status to nearly 60 White citizens of South Africa, with the assistance of the South African government.

A lot of MAGAts claim Trump is not a racist, despite birtherism, Central Park 5, “shithole countries,” “send them back,” stating that a judge wasn’t qualified because he was Mexican, believing all Black people know each other, “rapists and murderers,” etc, etc. But if Trump is not a racist, then why is he perpetuating this myth about White genocide?

Why is Trump pushing that myth while never talking about the actual genocide happening in Sudan, where hundreds of thousands have been murdered in ethnic killings? Instead of flying in 50 White crybabies, why didn’t he fly in some of the human targets from Sudan? Or is Sudan too much of a “shithole” country for him?

It couldn’t have anything to do with the skin color, could it? Tell Trump that both nations, South Africa and Sudan, are on the same continent. Maybe that’ll help, but you may have to point them out to him on a map.

Creative note: I started a different cartoon on “White Genocide” last week, but put it aside for something else. But I still wanted to do this subject. I’m glad Ramaphosa paid a visit. I like this idea better because it’s goofier.

I tried to get “for the price of a cup of coffee” in the cartoon, but I couldn’t make it fit. I tried.

Music note: I listened to Björk.

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