Prince Pedo

You can't spell Andrew without "ew"

Give credit to Laura, who said right after proofreading this cartoon, “You can't spell ‘Andrew’ without ‘ew.’”

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the former Prince Andrew, was arrested and detained due to his connections with pedophile and Donald Trump BFF Jeffrey Epstein. It was the first time a British monarch had been arrested since 1649, when Charles I was executed for treason during the English Civil War. Golly, I hope none of our American “monarchs” are arrested and beheaded in our upcoming Civil War.

Andrew was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. The arrest came amid reports that he had shared confidential information while raping minors with Jeffrey Epstein during his time as a British trade envoy.

King Charles released a statement about the arrest of his younger brother, saying he supports a “full, fair and proper process” in the investigation. The king has sought to distance Andrew from the royal family by stripping him of his royal title.

And while the king is willing to do what is right and surrender his younger brother to authorities and the scorn of the British public, Donald Trump is building a system to protect himself and other billionaire pedophiles. His Attorney General, Pam Bondi, is still breaking the law by failing to release the Epstein files.

Before Donald Trump signed a law passed by Congress to release the Epstein files, he called Republicans to the White House to scream at them for demanding the release of the Epstein files. Later, he signed it into law, knowing that the Department of Justice, led by Pam Bondi, would break the law and fail to release all of the files.

There are still over 3 million files Bondi is refusing to release. Trump signed this law, but you don't hear him complaining about it being broken.

Regarding Andrew, Trump said it’s “a shame,” and “I think it’s very sad. I think it’s so bad for the royal family. It’s very, very sad. To me, it’s a very sad thing.”

Yes, Donald Trump believes it's a shame and very sad when rich and powerful pedophiles are brought to justice.

Once again in the Trump era, the British are better than we are, and they are doing something right while we are doing everything wrong.

Congratulations to the USA women's hockey team: This was an exciting game. I watched it while drawing today's cartoon.

The Canadian squad, which the US team had previously beaten 5-0, led the entire game1-0 until the final two minutes when the Americans scored, sending the game into overtime. It was during overtime that the Americans scored again and took the gold.

During the medal ceremony, the Swiss were jubilant about winning the bronze, while the Canadians were disappointed to settle for silver.

Creative note: This was my first idea, but the one I drew today popped into my head while I was finishing this one up. I knew this one was going into the trash heap. Although I think it would have been fun to draw an English bobby.

Drawn in 30 seconds.

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