After reality TV star and “Crystal Daddy” Spencer Pratt’s home burned down in the Pacific Palisades fire last year, he sued the city of Los Angeles and the state of California.
Being a lover of pretty stones and crystals that adorn my apartment, I was prepared to defend lovers of crystals. Then I read your blog, along with the GQ article you linked, and... never mind. This guy is an absolute nut job. Glad he's out of the running. He'd probably spend the entire city budget on sparklies.
Love the piles of ballots surrounding Pratt and his not so lucky crystals.
Why does it seem that the ones trying to pull one over on us--Pratt claiming he was living in a trailer while he was really staying at the Hotel Bel-Air--are the first ones to yell "the election was rigged!"? I guess they fail to see through their own transparency!
It’s crystal clear that Pratt is a posturing posing fraud with little concept of how to govern a city. Now he will have to take his trailer somewhere else — San Berdoo? Bakersfield? Barstow? He definitely took pratfall…
Loved the Prattoon...crazy world.
Nobody could have foreseen this prattfail....
Or Pratt Fall. :-)
One thing Repubs are really, really good at, is incessant whinging. Cry me a river and whine on, Harvest Moon.
Being a lover of pretty stones and crystals that adorn my apartment, I was prepared to defend lovers of crystals. Then I read your blog, along with the GQ article you linked, and... never mind. This guy is an absolute nut job. Glad he's out of the running. He'd probably spend the entire city budget on sparklies.
Spencer Pratt should have no trouble seeing the "crystal clear" election results.
Great title!
Love the piles of ballots surrounding Pratt and his not so lucky crystals.
Why does it seem that the ones trying to pull one over on us--Pratt claiming he was living in a trailer while he was really staying at the Hotel Bel-Air--are the first ones to yell "the election was rigged!"? I guess they fail to see through their own transparency!
Another excellent blog, Clay. Really adds to the artwork.
So, Clay, you gonna give your proofreader, Laura, a raise or fire her? Or both?
It’s crystal clear that Pratt is a posturing posing fraud with little concept of how to govern a city. Now he will have to take his trailer somewhere else — San Berdoo? Bakersfield? Barstow? He definitely took pratfall…
Riverside, so he can hang with the sheriff. (Out of state would be better.)