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Celestible's avatar

Not tired of the sleepy Trump thing because he keeps fucking doing it and his administration keeps denying it. Until they admit it, everyone needs to keep pointing it out.

Paul Davis's avatar

He wakes up and gets excited about his failure of a media channel, and starts playing with his phone. If they'd take the phone away at night, he'd do much better.

Akenta's avatar

I'd rather he play with the buttons on his phone than other buttons...

Karyn Milos's avatar

Peezy is not amused. 🤨 I'll bet he was booing the loudest.

Paul Davis's avatar

He probably threw his pizza at him.

Karyn Milos's avatar

He'd probably lost his appetite, anyway.

Ada Bab's avatar

I do not think I have EVER seen Peezy this frowny!!!

Love the shirt logo.

Ear diaper -lol

Peace talks? what peace talks? If you are to believe the reports on his untruth social (I relay on screenshots from other people) - Iran's military is destroyed (please explain the bombs and drones), the country can't pay its bills (well kinda happy about this but this may affect the general population more than the military and people in power), the Iranians now appear to be united against the grifter-in-chief so no rising up there, claims of the failed "make a deal" is so hilarious now the echo chamber must be even worse than anyone can imagine, especially after the little-marco can't hold or drink from a water bottle does not realize the grifer-in-chief is asleep while sitting next to him...

Audrey Eve's avatar

If, like me, you ascribe to the notion that "everything Trump touches dies," yesterday's Knick's loss won't surprise you--but that doesn't take away the sting.

Spike Lee even had to make an ear appearance to get the point across. And, Peezy's basketball emblem is just adorable.

The difference between Trump and Mamdani couldn't be more stark. Only one of them was able to stay awake for the whole game, and it wasn't Mr. Bone Spurs!

As for Peace Talks, I have about as much faith in that happening as the administration actually telling us the truth!

Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

I want Spike Lee to buy the team! The sleeper next to the Chief Grifter was the Knick’s owner! What obnoxious behavior by both!

bakeneko's avatar

One would be 'hard-pressed' (sorry for that) to assume he never 'touches' himself.

Now if only.....

Still repeating my daily positive-energy mantra: "It Could Happen Today!"

BigDaddy52's avatar

Sorry, Clay. I'm pretty sure the only life or death issues in his Kitchen Junk Drawer meetings is which attendee sucks up the bigliest.

D. D. Wyss's avatar

Somebody PLEASE tell traitor tot to attend Stanley Cup Finals games in Vegas! That team hires rapists, so birds of a feather.

Susan Johnson's avatar

Brilliant toon and blog...Sleepy Don. Hope he doesn't attend game 4.

Audrey Eve's avatar

better not!

Eva Seifert's avatar

Let's see if he jinxes his bu-u-u-tiful fight . I heard they're predicting a lightning storm that day.

Karen&HerKittyCats's avatar

I read there was a plague of gnats, because they killed the entire lawn, the heat built up under the construction and the big lights attracted billions of gnats flying around. I'm rooting for the gnats and hoping fleas, flies, ticks and locusts will join the "party."

Paul Davis's avatar

Just the usual plagues following Beelzebub around.

Dan's avatar

Given the choice between Present Hitler sleeping through his meetings or being awake...I prefer him sleeping.

Paul Davis's avatar

All hail Clay Jones, the man who can predict the future!

Seriously, good job. Everything Trump touches dies. Just ask Atlantic City.

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2019/apr/08/atlantic-city-trump-ghost-town-gambling-brian-rose-photographer

Brenda Thom's avatar

I cannot imagine the hissy fit he would throw if someone took his phone away.

I wonder if anyone ever disinfects it for him, since he never seems to put it down. Maybe he has a

"Groom of the Stool" and they are keeping it under the surface.

(You are right Clay, not your fault that he can't stay awake.)

Richard Van Atta's avatar

Trumphuk out jinxes Joe Btfsplk!

He’s not just jinxed the Knicks but also the US economy and our country…. He’s a walking talking JINX!

Note: for the young’ens Joe Btfsplk from Lil’ Abner…