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D. D. Wyss's avatar

Dear aliens, save us from our leader! PLEASE!

susan gentleman's avatar

Can I second that plea? PLEASE!!!

Karyn Milos's avatar

I've been giving some thought to heading out to Area 51 and hitching a ride on the next spaceship that swings by. Hoping that societies on other planets practice asylum. 🤞

Eva Seifert's avatar

Sadly, I think you're right. As someone said on another site, it's so sickening that I'm willing to believe what a murderous regime is telling us over the creature sitting behind the resolute desk.

NPG BELL's avatar

The creature and his regime have blood on their hands too. The areas of the world where Americans will feel welcomed are decreasing because of this madness.

D. D. Wyss's avatar

At least when this regime is all over we can celebrate. I plan on going to the movies to see a good horror film, "The Creature From the Orange Mar-a-Lagoon!"

David Yohalem's avatar

"The creature and his regime..." Yes, they do. Lots of it. Over a million, so far, from starvation, malnutrition and refusal of assistance. So far. A couple of white Americans were shot and killed in Minn. Thousands of Black and brown people have suffered terribly at their hands. The citizens of several countries have been killed by them (Yemen, Sudan, Nigeria, Somalia, Lebanon, Syria, Iran, Venezuela.)

I have been living outside the US for more than 30 years. When people ask from whence I hail I often say Canada. If I admit the truth, I apologize. Most people are forgiving, although fewer and fewer.

David Yohalem's avatar

The way the Iranian government maintains power is, indeed, barbarous and, sometimes, murderous. They are ideological puritans. They believe in their version of Islam. The present American regime is, however, non-ideological and motivated by greed. Their god is Mammon. They are vulgarians and sometimes murderous. There is little or no qualitative difference. The Iranians have proven more honest in their dealings than have the duplicitous Americans; they tell us what they will (or will not) do and then do (or do not do) those things. They display great rectitude (which is frightening when found in a religious fanatic) but absent in the Trump regime and its proxies. Pedophiles and enablers are they (not the ayatollahs, the American fascists.)

CVG's avatar

Most excellent, all around! Disgusting, but excellent.

Very nice Joe Satriani ref, too.

Richard's avatar

Aliens going to starve if they eat brains of WH people.

NPG BELL's avatar
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They'll end up with the alien equivalent of kuru, from consuming prions (mis-shaped MAGA brain proteins). In the future the disease will be referred to as Make Aliens Demented Disease or Make Americans Demented (MADD) depending on who is doing the diagnosis. The infected will demonstrate the symptoms of MAGA cultists: greed, hypocrisy, intolerance, trigger-happy war-mongering, ... hmmm ... this could explain a lot of what's happening right now. Makes me more convinced that the TV series BrainDead was canceled because it was revealing some X-Files, Area-51 stuff... the truth is out there.

Peter D's avatar

Not to sound like a broken record, Lyndsey admitted it to the entire world…

Richard Van Atta's avatar

Lascivious Lindsey is a licentious louse! To call him a lying snake in the grass is an offense to snakes… The best thing about him running his mouth is that every vile and stupid utterance increases Dr. Annie Andrews’ cha Ches of ousting him.

Richard Van Atta's avatar

Ooops… supposed to say “chances of ousting him”…. Oh well, worth saying again: OUST LASCIVIOUS LINDSEY!!!

David Yohalem's avatar

Trump admits it, too. Rubs his hands together as he collects his filthy lucre. Says how much money will be made from oil at $200 a barrel. Open up your main veins, Americans! Pay what the rest of the world does at the pump.

Beth Winfrey's avatar

Liked the toon and blog fine. We just need dear leader to face a firing as an example of a fascist president, so hopefully it never happens again. And we need everyone else, including his children, turned over to the courts for whatever it is they are doing that they shouldn't be. If found guilty, they need to rot in jail.

Nancy Goody's avatar

Wow! 😳🤮

Audrey Eve's avatar

Though Trump (our Commander-in-Chief, in case you may have forgotten) remains totally clueless about the war, he somehow isn't one bit clueless when there's a grift afoot.

Tonight Mike Johnson presented Trump with the "America First Award," a fittingly golden statue, marking a "new golden era in America" (the very first of its kind, of course). I think it's safe to assume that the GOP has, once again, chosen to align themselves with the golden grifter.

Richard Van Atta's avatar

The degree of corruption in the Trumphukian Maladministration is so rife that it’s impossible not to believe these assertions. I think the aliens 👽 are not foolish enough to want anything to do with humans if they are following this insanity. They would land and say “Don’t take me to your leader…. He’d have ICE deport us to El Slaveador…”

Susan Johnson's avatar

Excellent toon and blog. Loving the ear diaper and sippy cup.

Ada Bab's avatar

The war pushed the Epstein files off the news, so aliens may make a comeback.

There is a new chant - "four more wars" - so which counties are next? Cuba? then Ecuador?

fyi - watched his unhinged press conference on Thursday - he insisted the US did not need the straits of Hormuz because the US had more oil than Russia and Saudi Arabia - He missed the equivalency there but that is to be expected since he is not the sharpest nail in the container.

Paul Davis's avatar

The "gift" was allowing several tankers to pay millions in bribes to be allowed to pass through the Strait. Which I'm sure you know by now.