Chalk one up for Senator Chris Van Hollen, great jab. Toady-Todd is so far in over his head he has lowered the bar for the regime. As for the shit-weasel McConnell pretending to have grown a conscience, put him at the front of the line at the TRUMPEMBERG TRIALS.
Oh, I had to take a 4 minute detour & listen to the full Can't Touch This... Guess it won't be Hammer Time, any time soon for the trump klan with Blanch in charge.
Great use of MC Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This”…. My brother actually helped Hammer rectify some financial problems caused by shitty advice from a shyster. Let’s say Hammer—a very solid guy—is very grateful to brother Dave.
I love how you included Nixon (tame by comparison to our Grifter-in-Chief) and reduced the Acting Attorney General to a mere hand puppet, which is actually quite an accurate depiction. The DOJ is there to serve Trump, follow his command, and parrot his talking points. There is not even a hint of pretense that it's an independent entity.
There's so much to be nauseous about--the IRS non-audits, for starters, and the slush fund, where the insurrectionists get rewarded financially for their pain and suffering. It's not easy being a "patriot" these days!
Jay Kuo in his Substack said to not, in essence, freak out over EACH immoral, illegal, unjust, obscene grift - and he gave a name to use for the lump sum that is and will be. I can’t remember the term and I can’t, even intellectually, do it. Each act by any of them is a gut and heart blow.
Of course you, Clay, make it relatively tolerable. Ok. More than that. Thanks.
(Who makes the cauliflower pizza? Without a pizza stone would it still be good?)
It's called Caulipower. I haven't tried it without the pizza stone, so I can't answer that question. I bought mine about six years ago, and I think I paid too much for it. You can probably find one that doesn't cost too much.
I think you can use a regular round metal oven pizza pan. I make homemade pizzas in sheet pans and they turn out fine. A little olive oil brushed on the pan first can help with a nice crispy crust. You may want to try that first before investing in a heavy stone you will only use once in a while.
First - well done on causing the MAGAits on FB, Instagram and GoComics to implode - the teeth and the little tongue comments are the best. If they are reading your ‘toonz that means they are thinking about the things you are drawing and commenting on. I see you are mentioned on Reddit too!! Yeah. Of course Bluesky too…
Second and the rest - you have converted me to cauliflower pizza!!! Way to go. And keep up the good health numbers…which reminds me, is it time to remind people of your GoFundMe? And other donation opportunities - will do this at the end of my rant….
When I see Blanket -Blanchard - I remember him sinking into the table next to the grifter-in-chief in the New York court room when the grifter-in-chief was found guilty of fraud and became a convicted felon. Which reminds me - anyone seen “bimbi” Bondi lately? I miss her little brown nose!
Poor Peezy! You keep on putting him in uncomfortable places….
Thank you very much. Jack has a new toon out every day, I believe. He beat me with the James Comey idea, though in my head I was adding Leticia James and Hunter Biden.
I’m just SO proud of all you do Clay! Going out to dig in my garden and try to relieve my brain from angsting over all the horrible, very gross things going on in this administration. The pizza looks really good. I like your toons!
Thanks, Clay. You are giving voice to all of us, and it is much appreciated by me. I'm sure I am not alone in this thought.
Chalk one up for Senator Chris Van Hollen, great jab. Toady-Todd is so far in over his head he has lowered the bar for the regime. As for the shit-weasel McConnell pretending to have grown a conscience, put him at the front of the line at the TRUMPEMBERG TRIALS.
Spot on as usual Clay!
Oh, I had to take a 4 minute detour & listen to the full Can't Touch This... Guess it won't be Hammer Time, any time soon for the trump klan with Blanch in charge.
Great use of MC Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This”…. My brother actually helped Hammer rectify some financial problems caused by shitty advice from a shyster. Let’s say Hammer—a very solid guy—is very grateful to brother Dave.
WOW. Thanks for the shocking information. Your work is amazing.
Is there a line item in the $1.8M budget to pay people like me for having to stomach this shitshow? Please mail me my check!
We all deserve that.
I love how you included Nixon (tame by comparison to our Grifter-in-Chief) and reduced the Acting Attorney General to a mere hand puppet, which is actually quite an accurate depiction. The DOJ is there to serve Trump, follow his command, and parrot his talking points. There is not even a hint of pretense that it's an independent entity.
There's so much to be nauseous about--the IRS non-audits, for starters, and the slush fund, where the insurrectionists get rewarded financially for their pain and suffering. It's not easy being a "patriot" these days!
On the positive side, your pizza looks delicious!
Great toon, column, and dinner! A feast o'plenty!
Jay Kuo in his Substack said to not, in essence, freak out over EACH immoral, illegal, unjust, obscene grift - and he gave a name to use for the lump sum that is and will be. I can’t remember the term and I can’t, even intellectually, do it. Each act by any of them is a gut and heart blow.
Of course you, Clay, make it relatively tolerable. Ok. More than that. Thanks.
(Who makes the cauliflower pizza? Without a pizza stone would it still be good?)
It's called Caulipower. I haven't tried it without the pizza stone, so I can't answer that question. I bought mine about six years ago, and I think I paid too much for it. You can probably find one that doesn't cost too much.
Thanks, Clay. I’ll
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I think you can use a regular round metal oven pizza pan. I make homemade pizzas in sheet pans and they turn out fine. A little olive oil brushed on the pan first can help with a nice crispy crust. You may want to try that first before investing in a heavy stone you will only use once in a while.
Thank you so much. We don’t eat pizza often and your suggestion willl help and save money. Grateful!
Great cartoon and essay today. Steam is coming out of my ears over this criminal enterprise.
Really enjoyed your choice of music for the "drawn in 30 seconds." Very fitting!
Goddamn that pizza looks tasty. I'd try it, even though I hate cauliflower.
You know it's gotten bad when the Kool-Aid starts to taste bad to the power-drunk government MAGAts.
First - well done on causing the MAGAits on FB, Instagram and GoComics to implode - the teeth and the little tongue comments are the best. If they are reading your ‘toonz that means they are thinking about the things you are drawing and commenting on. I see you are mentioned on Reddit too!! Yeah. Of course Bluesky too…
Second and the rest - you have converted me to cauliflower pizza!!! Way to go. And keep up the good health numbers…which reminds me, is it time to remind people of your GoFundMe? And other donation opportunities - will do this at the end of my rant….
When I see Blanket -Blanchard - I remember him sinking into the table next to the grifter-in-chief in the New York court room when the grifter-in-chief was found guilty of fraud and became a convicted felon. Which reminds me - anyone seen “bimbi” Bondi lately? I miss her little brown nose!
Poor Peezy! You keep on putting him in uncomfortable places….
Ear diaper is gr8.
BTW Jack Ohman has a great ‘toon out…..
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Thank you very much. Jack has a new toon out every day, I believe. He beat me with the James Comey idea, though in my head I was adding Leticia James and Hunter Biden.
I’m just SO proud of all you do Clay! Going out to dig in my garden and try to relieve my brain from angsting over all the horrible, very gross things going on in this administration. The pizza looks really good. I like your toons!
I think his IRS deal is so that he can't be arrested and imprisoned like Al Capone.
SMDH at the situation not your excellent toon.