Fairest Of The All

Sticking to the issues, Trump says he's "better looking" than Kamala Harris

Not that it’s important, but Donald Trump is NOT a good-looking man. The only reason we’re talking about this today is because at one of his hate rallies yesterday, Trump claimed he was “better looking” than Kamala Harris.

Why would Trump even bring this up? You didn’t hear George W. Bush claim he was more handsome than Al Gore. You didn’t Kennedy boast he was more handsome than Richard Nixon, partly because he was. You didn’t hear Barack Obama claim he was sexier than Mitt Romney. Nobody had to brag they were more handsome than Lyndon Johnson. None of those candidates made those claims because they’re not immature children.

But, hey. If Donald Trump wants to talk about it, then let’s talk about it. You fugly, beyotch.

In what world is a man handsome by smearing his face with orange pancake batter and plopping a bleached ferret carcass on his head? Trump, you are not a handsome man. You are very unpleasant to look at, even when not compared to the beautiful Kamala Harris. And Harris doesn’t have to be compared to Hideaous Trump to be considered beautiful. She is a very good-looking woman. And you know what? That’s not important.

Donald Trump lies about his weight, his height, his intelligence, and his looks. He’s fat, not as tall as he says he is, stupid, and ugly.

But Trump isn’t just ugly physically, he’s ugly on the inside in every way. And that, for a presidential candidate, is important.

Sorry for the short blog, friends, but I’m about to board a plane.

Creative note: I was drawing a different cartoon on the train when I got this idea as we were pulling in to Washington. I think editors will like the other cartoon better, but this one is funnier. Although, the nice-looking friendly lady sharing a table with me in the cafe care liked the other one better.

See you in Chicago.

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