Dr. MAGA

Dr. Fucknut will see you now

As you will recall, Donald Trump attacked the pope, and then he posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus Christ healing the sick.

The New York Times described it: The image had showed Mr. Trump dressed in white and red robes, with the president’s hands emitting shining lights. His right hand was touching the forehead of a man lying on a bed in a hospital gown, evoking religious art that depicts Jesus healing the sick.
In the image posted on Sunday, the man in the bed is surrounded by figures looking up at Mr. Trump, including a medical worker with a stethoscope, a praying woman and a man in a camouflage uniform. The background of the image includes the Statue of Liberty, a building resembling the Lincoln Memorial, fighter jets, eagles, fireworks and a billowing American flag.

After receiving some backlash, obviously surprising Trump, he took the post down, but he refused to apologize for it.

“I’m just responding to Pope Leo,” he said. “There’s nothing to apologize for. He’s wrong.”

Trump doubled down on posting the image, telling reporters that he thought it had depicted him as a doctor. “It’s supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better, and I do make people better,” he said.

I have seen a lot of doctors since my stroke and other healthcare professionals, and not one of them was wearing a flowing robe or any type of robe. Every doctor I have seen was dressed like a doctor.

The doctors we know Trump has associated with, from drunkard Dr. Ronnie Jackson to that crazy doc that signed a letter stating that Trump will be the healthiest president in American history, never wore robes either. I guess if you're going to vouch for some crazy shit, like stating that Trump only weighs 215 pounds, then you better look like a doctor.

Trump is trying to convince us that he wasn't being blasphemous. So Donald Trump wants us to believe that he does not know what a doctor looks like, or he wants to convince us that that's what doctors look like, or he believes we’re dumb enough to fall for any pitiful excuse he uses.

The only people who will defend Trump's excuse that he thought the image was of him as a doctor are the same morons who would take his side in attacking the pope, like JD Vance.

JD Vance failed to explain the image almost as badly as he failed with the Iranian peace talks. JD told Fox News, “I think the president was posting a joke, and of course he took it down because he recognized that a lot of people weren’t understanding his humor in that case.”

If you believe that, Donald Trump has a sense of humor, or you actually laugh at his jokes, then Jesus needs to help you, and you might need to see a doctor.

Jimmy Kimmel responded to this, saying, “He was posting a joke, you understand? And like all the best jokes, it had to be explained and then deleted. First, he was Jesus. Then he wasn’t Jesus, he was a doctor. And now, it was a joke.”

He added, “Why did I get kicked off the air again? I can’t remember.”

Ronny Chieng on The Daily Show said, “Poor JD Vance had to come out and explain why you don’t get it.”

Stephen Colbert said, “Yeah, it was just, it was just humor. God humor — the Bible’s full of it.”

Colbert also made a joke that the man Trump is healing looks like John Stewart. But I disagree.

I think he looks like Jeffrey Epstein.

I have to go through my taxes now before I submit them by midnight, and see if I really do owe $8000 to the federal government. Help me, real Jesus.

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