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Karyn Milos's avatar

The cartoon is brilliant. The reality it satirizes is scary AF.

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Wolf's avatar

The only point I agree with Orange Foolius and his henchmen on is that we are in an emergency when his Orange Ladyhips wants to accept a 400 million dollar personal gift from swarthy sultans in the form of a luxury plane.

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Paul Davis's avatar

Swarthy sultans under the thumb of Iran. You'd think that point AT LEAST would impress him.

Google "relationship between Qatar and Iran".

Maybe they need to explain "software kill switch" in a coloring book format for him?

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Paul Davis's avatar

Look, to make that plane assuredly free of bugs and booby traps, you would literally have to strip it down to the frame and then build it back with new wiring and all new electronics. Then, when you got that SOB put back together, THEN you get to start installing ECM and secured JWICS and all the rest of the stuff required for Air Force One.

I think the people claiming it would take two years are optimistic idiots. It would be more like five, IMHO.

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Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

Is that a Jewish space laser I spy? It didn’t look like a laser but you can say too of lasers “but you don’t look Jewish.”

The details are magnificent. Thank you. And we all look out for you.

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Karyn Milos's avatar

"But you don't look Jewish."

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

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Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

It was my assumption about the Star of David. I’m clueless about the left corner too! Thank your spouses please!

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Joan Eisenstodt's avatar

Chuckling! I aware mine married me bec I can be told the same joke or watch a show we’ve watched repeatedly and at the former laugh as I’d never hear it & for the shows ask if he’s sure I had seen it!

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Jill Dennison's avatar

Great 'toon, Clay! Scary times we're living in, but the 'toons help us find a bit of humour in it all. And I'm glad it turned into an Easter egg hunt ... I loved them!

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Deborah solleveld's avatar

Captures the mood very well. Is this what the plane is supposed to distract us from? Didn’t work.

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Alexandra's avatar

Is it a coincidence that his mouth looks like an anus?

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Alexandra's avatar

P.S. Inquiring minds want to know...

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Celeste  Copeland's avatar

Have you ever watched the first 6 Star Wars in Machete Order? I highly recommend it. It actually skips Episode I, which is all to the good as far as I'm concerned, as it minimizes Jar Jar and skips youngster Anakin. It also makes II, III, and VI better films IMO. More details here: https://www.rodhilton.com/2011/11/11/the-star-wars-saga-suggested-viewing-order/

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Clay Jones's avatar

I didn't read it all. Couldn't the writer just list the order first? Sheesh.

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Claire Lamberth's avatar

I have always thought that Trump's vanity kept him from wearing glasses as illustrated by his squint and scrunched up face when doing anything. I think that is the reason he never reads any of the documents and EO's needing a signature. He definitively hasn't read the Constitution and even if he had his mental status wouldn't allow him to understand it.

While he is blindly signing things for the camera, the bat and his cronies are doing whatever they want behind the scene occasionally letting him in on the secret.

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Paul Davis's avatar

He's had cataract surgery, so he probably can't see very well close up.

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Claire Lamberth's avatar

I had cataract surgery in 2015 and see great.

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Judy the Lazy Gardener's avatar

Cartoon, blog and wi-fi warning all good. Regarding Wi-Fi, I am thinking AT&T wants everyone to change over to 5G instead of regular DSL or Fiber for internet. I recently received emails and mail encouraging me to get rid of my DSL and get their new Internet Air which is just their 5g phone service with a special receiver. The reviews were not good, I did not opt in.

Darn, does this mean I need to subscribe to Disney to see the Star Wars movies???

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Clay Jones's avatar

I think the Star Wars movies are on basic cable, but Disney+ is great. I tried AT&Ts WiFi at home, where you just plug it into a an outlet, and it's total shit. I did think the router was cool-looking.

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Judy the Lazy Gardener's avatar

I don't have cable so it would have to be Disney+ which I can add to MAX

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Clay Jones's avatar

I watch a lot of animal docs with it.

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Paul Davis's avatar

Google "Star Wars being removed from non Disney services".

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Clay Jones's avatar

That wouldn't surprise me. It makes sense.

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