Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
When Trump's phone's not ringing, that's Putin not calling
Trump is kinda souring on Putin, and it’s kinda glorious. The only problem is, what’s next?
Trump even confessed he was working for Putin in a social media post, declaring that Putin “doesn’t realize that if it weren’t for me, lots of really bad things would have already happened to Russia, and I mean REALLY BAD.”
Trump added that, as a result, the Russian leader is “playing with fire!”
Trump’s upset he can’t get a peace deal worked out with Putin, shocked that the guy who invaded Ukraine illegally doesn’t want to stop dropping bombs. Trump is exposing his naivety and stupidity. Remember when Trump said he’d end the war in a day? Six months is longer than a day.
Trump confirmed that he had been working for Putin the entire time. You know how MAGAverse loves to mock the left and say, “Russia, Russia, Russia,” as though Russian collusion was a hoax. Well, hey, MAGA!
RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA.
You’re welcome.
There’s so much more to write about this, but I gotta go. I’m supposed to be at the Herblock Awards tonight at the Library of Congress to watch Marty2Bulls accept his award, it starts in 25 minutes, and I haven’t even put my suit on yet.
I spent last night in DC, hanging out with Lalo.
And something happened this morning that made me go to Woodbridge and back up to DC. I was drawing the entire time. But to say that today was hectic for me would be an understatement.
It’s a story.
Creative note: This cartoon was drawn on a train, in a Lyft, in a dentist’s office, and in a hotel. It’s a story.
Music note: A bunch of 90s stuff.
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That Creature is rapidly deteriorating. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the 25th Amendment?
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