Do I have to do this every day between now and the election? Is Donald Trump and MAGAts going to invent a new lie on a daily basis?
Donald Trump is a liar as are most Republicans. And even the Republicans who don’t lie, if there is such a thing, enable the lies.
Some of the most recent lies are Democrats are manipulating the weather, funds from FEMA are being given to “illegal” immigrants, hurricane survivors in red states are only being given $750 to rebuild, Kamala Harris is giving government money for immigrant sex changes, and “illegal” Haitian immigrants are eating cats and dogs in Springfield. Why don’t we bring back the conspiracy that Hillary Clinton is trafficking child sex slaves out of the non-existent basement in Comet Ping Pong Pizza? How about cannibalistic deep state reptilian people? Where are the Jewish Space Lasers, Italian satellites, and bamboo ballots from China?
None of those lies are more outrageous than Trump’s claim that schools are giving your children sex change operations. Seriously. Trust me, America, you do not have to give your kids a nightly hoo-ha check.
At one of his hate rallies, Trump said, “The transgender thing is incredible. Think of it: Your kid goes to school and comes home a few days later with an operation. The school decides what’s going to happen with your child. And you know, many of these childs15 years later say, ‘What the hell happened, who did this to me?’ They say, ‘Who did this to me.’”
This is horrifying because now Donald Trump won’t know which dressing rooms to barge in on.
This shit just makes my job tougher. It’s hard to add exaggeration and hyperbole to a lot of this shit. There should be a new cartoon contest with the winner being who can write satire more absurd than the shit Trump says and believes.
Who else believes this? Who believes public schools that won’t send your kid on a field trip to a dairy farm without a parental permission slip is going to send a boy home without his penis and wearing a dress and leg warmers? I know, that’s absurd. Leg warmers haven’t been in since the early 80s.
We’re struggling to fund basic school supplies and lunches for starving students, less enough pay for sex change operations. Can anyone find this in a school budget? Can Trump tell us who’s paying for all these school sex change operations? Who? In Oklahoma, they’re spending their education budget on Trump Bibles. That’s some grooming for you.
Also, school boards are banning books that include anything they might think is gay or trans, but these MAGA fools are believing they’re funding tran surgeries? Where? Find me one documented case, and don’t do what the goosestepping fuckers do on my Facebook comments and post a link to Breitbart or some fucknuts YouTube page.
Just as he’s fear-mongering about immigrants raping, murdering, eating pets, and updating the Kars4kids jingle, Trump and his ilk are dehumanizing transgenders in order to win the election while ignoring real problems with schools, such as school shootings.
We should worry more about kids being murdered with assault rifles than worry about draq queens reading a book to children, schools teaching Black history, or teachers giving kids gender-changing surgeries. Who knew so many teachers were also surgeons? Are there combined trigonometry and brain surgery courses?
The real dangers to our school children, such as lack of school lunches, funding, overcrowding, teacher pay, low literacy rates, kids being shot, etc, etc, are being ignored by Republicans who instead want to focus on imaginary problems.
What new lie are they going to invent tomorrow?
Of course, one of the greatest threats facing our children’s future is Donald Trump being returned to the White House. That scares me more than baby-eating deep state trans lizard people.
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This is pure perfection...a work of art. I just had a stressful discussion with a GOP door knocker, who knocked on the wrong door. She was so frustrating.
Wonderful as always Clay!