Bishop Burn

Bishop hurts Trump's wittle feelings

It probably added further discomfort to Trump’s butthurtness that the bishop who made a plea to him with facts was also a woman. Now, to Trump, she’s probably a “nasty” woman.

Trump always considers women who stand up to him as “nasty.” Carmen Yulin Cruz, mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico? Nasty! Mette Frederiksen, prime minister of Denmark who won’t give him Greenland? Nasty! Hillary Clinton, who had the audacity to run against him? Nasty! Kamala Harris, who did the same thing as Clinton? Nasty! Other women who are “nasty” in Trump’s view include Meghan Markle for calling him “misogynistic,” Nancy Pelosi for kicking his ass all over DC, White House correspondent April Ryan for asking him a tough question, Senator Elizabeth Warren for calling him a “thin-skin racist bully,” Senator Mazie Hirono for calling him “xenophobic,” and Jessica Rabbit for not returning his phone calls.

The reason Trump relies on “Nasty” is because he has a very limited vocabulary. There are not a lot of words in his brain. He’s stupid.

Trump does not like strong women but loves racist sycophantic Kool-Aid-chugging suck-ups like Pam Bondi, dog-killer Kristi Noem, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Laura Loomer, and his daughter Ivanka, but her for all the wrong reasons. So, so very wrong.

During Trump’s inauguration, he lodged insults at President Joe Biden while he was forced to attend in person and listen to it. And that’s not fair because Joe Biden could have done what Trump did in 2021, and refused to attend Trump’s inauguration. If Trump had attended Biden’s inauguration, he would have had to listen to Biden’s speech, but President Biden wouldn’t have lodged insults based on lies at Trump.

MAGAts believe Trump was tough for insulting his predecessor when President Biden couldn’t talk back. But Trump isn’t tough at all. He’s weak. When he was forced to sit quietly and listen to someone say stuff he didn’t want to hear, and a woman of all people, he cried like a little beyotch.

Donald Trump is a baby. And where is the Trump Baby balloon? It’s time for it to fly again.

During a prayer service at Washington's National Cathedral Tuesday, the Episcopal bishop of Washington directly confronted Trump while he and Veep Couchfucker were seated in the front row. The bishop earns extra points from me because Don Jr. and Eric were also forced to hear it. Boo-ya.

My first question was: Why was Trump in church? Even though he grifts his cult with Bibles, he doesn’t understand or believe in any of it. He’s the president (sic) and could have just said, “I’m not going.” You may think he did it to increase his appeal to religious Christian zealots, but he doesn’t have to do that. If they don’t care about the porn star shagging or putting kids in cages, then the fake Christians are not going to care if he doesn’t go to church. It’s not like they listen in church either. Look at Gary Varvel's bigoted cartoons.

Bishop Mariann Budde delivered a 15-minute sermon during which she looked squarely at Trump when she confronted him. But, she didn’t attack or insult him. She was respectful. Still, Trump took it like a toddler having his binky taken away. It’s a good thing he didn’t have any ketchup on hand or he would have thrown it.

The bishop said, “Let me make one final plea, Mr. President, Millions have put their trust in you. And as you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now.”

I wonder if that’s the same god Trump believes saved him from bullets to “make America great again.”

“There are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives.”

"The people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings; who labor in poultry farms and meat packing plants; who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shifts in hospitals, they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation. But the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes and are good neighbors.”

We can now add Bishop Mariann Budde to the list of strong independent-thinking women Donald Trump is afraid of.

The day before, Trump delegitimized transgenders with an executive order. With him back in office, gays, lesbians, and transgenders, including children, are more prone to be victims of hate crimes. They’re more prone to be victims of violence. Some of the terrorists Trump pardoned are members of groups that have committed violence against LGBTQ people.

Trump also issued an executive order illegally erasing birthright citizenship.

Trump is also sending ICE to round up brown people to deport them which will devastate families and communities…and he’s just getting warmed up.

After Trump had anti-racism protesters teargassed to chase them out of Lafayette Square in front of the White House just so he could cross it for a photo-op in front of St. John's Episcopal Church while holding an upside-down Bible he’s never read, Bishop Budde criticized him.

She said back in 2020, “Everything he has said and done is to inflame violence… We need moral leadership, and he's done everything to divide us.” So Trump probably didn’t like her before Tuesday’s sermon. And if anyone needs to be sermoned to, it’s Donald Trump.

Near the end of her sermon, Bishop Budde implored Trump, “I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away. And that you help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here. Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger, for we were all once strangers in this land.”

Georgia GOP Rep. Mike Collins got upset and said (this is important), “The person giving this sermon should be added to the deportation list.”

We need to listen to these people. Collins probably didn’t even bother to look up Budde’s name as he referred to her as “the person.” From what I know, Budde is an American citizen, so why should she be deported? Should she be deported for criticizing Trump? Ya know, I criticize Trump nearly every day, and much harsher than the bishop ever has. I see no evidence that she ever called Trump a tiny-finger barking yam racist pussy-grabbing grifting Oompa-Loompa wannabee-dictator with syphilis, but I have, and that’s an edited version of all the shit I’ve called him. So, will the Goon Army try to deport me? Also, if I do get deported, can I request where they send me? They might be doing me a favor. I need to call Trump, Putin’s puppet who wants to be a daughter shagger, more names.

Later, Trump said the sermon was not “exciting.” We all remember how exciting Sunday school was. And who doesn’t get excited for little tiny crackers or having your face dunked in a big bowl of water? After being asked, Trump said he “didn't think it was a good service.” I’m not a church guy but I thought it was pretty good. I would like to see Trump get baptized and see how bald he really is after being dunked and to watch the orange goop run down his face, but he would probably be baptized like a baby, with a few drops sprinkled on the bleached ferret he found in a thrift store.

Trump was upset over the sermon. After Midnight on Wednesday, Trump posted to ShitSocial, probably from his toilet, that the service was “very boring and uninspiring.” He also called the bishop “a Radical Left hard-line Trump hater” who “brought her church into the World of politics in a very ungracious way,” ignoring that he’s the one who teargassed peaceful protesters for a photo-op in front of her church.

Trump demanded an apology. Why? It’s not she called him Hair Fuhrer or a Mangled Apricot Hellbeast or a Tangerine Wankmaggot or Cockwomble or Incomprehensible Jizz Trumpet or a Witless Cockspat or a Cheeto-Faced Bleached Ferret-Wearing Shitgibbon or Putin’s Orange Butt Plug or…hang on.

Someone’s at my door.

Music note: I listened to Third Eye Blind while coloring.

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