When one lying racist conspiracy theory-spreading MAGAt fights another lying racist conspiracy theory-spreading MAGAt, how do you choose a side?
This is like Iran at war with Iraq, or Mark Zuckerberg in a cage fight with Elon Musk, or a three-way fight between Nickelback, Creed, and Three Doors Down, or Donald Trump in a slap fight with Ted Cruz back before Cruz crawled up Trump’s scraggly old orange ass. How do you choose a side? You don’t. You just stock up on the popcorn and enjoy the fight.
Lying sleazebag racist nutcase and fake journalist Laura Loomer is at war with lying sleazebag nutcase and fake congressional critter Marjorie Taylor Greene are feuding with each other, and nobody’s happier than I am. These are two MAGAt she-beasts who are stains on this planet, so I say let them go at it. So what are they fighting about?
They’re fighting over Trump, or at least attention from him. They’ve both been liars and conspiracy theorists for him and they both want to be his favorite skanky trollop. There was actually hysterical and frightening talk for a minute about MTG being Orange Grandpa’s veep nominee and ya know…she still might have been a better pick than JD Vance. This week, to the debate and then to New York City for the 9/11 remembrance (which is really offensive since she spread conspiracy theories about it being an “inside job”), Looney got to ride on Trump Force One with Trump. And I think that’s what triggered Large Marge, and not Looney’s tweet. Tweet? Yeah, let’s start there.
As mentioned, Laura Loomer is a racist. She’ll deny she’s a racist while publicly displaying her racism, although she’s a self-proclaimed Islamaphobe” and has said she’s “pro white-nationalism.” Several days ago, in a response to Vice President Kamala Harris’ tweet about a visit to her ancestral village in India, Looney tweeted, “If Kamala Harris wins, the White House will smell like curry & White House speeches will be facilitated via a call center and the American people will only be able to convey their feedback through a customer satisfaction survey at the end of the call that nobody will understand.”
That is racist and we don’t need Marjorie Taylor Greene, who once attacked a Black female representative over her “fake eyelashes” in a committee hearing, to tell us something is racist. But she did.
MTG also spread conspiracy theories that Jewish Space Lasers were starting wildfires in California, claimed wearing facemasks was equal to the Holocaust, howled about Nancy Pelosi’s Gazpacho Police, said vaccines are Biden’s “mark fo the beast, and cried about Bill Gates creating meat in peach tree dishes, stalked Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and shouted into her mail slot, and stalked survivors of a school shooting.
Marge posted on XTwitter about Loomer’s racist curry tweet, “This is appalling and extremely racist. It does not represent who we are as Republicans or MAGA. This does not represent President Trump. This type of behavior should not be tolerated ever.”
Yeah, except it does represent Trump. Looney is one of the main proponents of the lies that Haitian immigrants are eating cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio, which she probably put into Trump’s tampon ear while riding on Trump’s plane with him to the debate, where he repeated Looney’s lie.
Most of you don’t know who Laura Loomer is, but I’ve been warning you about her for a while now. But you are familiar with her if you’re on Twitter and Elon keeps sticking her posts in your newsfeed even if you don’t follow her.
And on that note, Elon recently made a post that propagandists won’t be tolerated on his platform, yet he keeps putting Loomer in my “who to follow” lists along with other assorted lying goons, like James Woods. Who the fuck cares about anything James Woods has to say?
Loomer calls herself a journalist but she’s really a propagandist. Journalists don’t spread lies, conspiracy theories or work for candidates. I don’t know if Loomer is paid by Trump (he previously tired to hire her but his campaign staff nearly revolted over the idea), but she works for him like a fully-fledged campaign staffer. She previously worked for Alex Jones’ InfoWars and Project Veritas (where people are secretly recorded and the videos are later manipulated).
Loomer does have a degree in broadcast journalism which she put to great use when she reported that a winter storm was created to hurt Trump in this year’s Iowa Caucus.
Loomer is attention starved, as though all her cosmetic surgeries that turned her from a round-face goon into one resembling an anal-probing space alien hiding in your closet didn’t cure her insecurities. When not lying, spreading bullshit, engaging in racist attacks, stalking real journalists, or trying to out Lindsey Graham, she praises herself for uncovering conspiracy theories she believes are facts, and chastising fellow Republicans whom she deems are not Trumpy enough, like Lindsey Graham, and crying that she needs more praise and attention for her loyalty to Trump. She’s also a two-time failed congressional candidate.
Loomer was previously banned from Twitter before Elon restored her account along with fellow creepy goons and racists. Loomer has been banned from other social media sites and is so vile, has also been banned from Uber and Lyft.
In case you haven’t felt disgusted yet today, just check out Loomer’s XTwitter, where she tweets dozens of times a day. Warning…it’s very disgusting. See? She’s a horrible and vile person.
And I don’t want to make fun of someone’s appearance, but since she’s so proud of it, Yikes, Yikes, Yikes, and Yikes (kissing Roger Stone). She’s kinda like Trump, as in, Is that really the look you were going for?
Loomer and Greene have a lot in common. They’ve both liars, conspiracy theorists, racists, Islamaphobes, antisemites, stalkers, Trump’s ass remoras, and possible former friends judging from this photo I took in Fulton County, GA last year during Trump’s arrest there.
Who’s that standing behind MTG? And why do you have a microphone, Laura? Were you doing a play-by-play of MTG lying to reporters? And what’s going on with your face? It’s weird. Also, real reporters don’t wear MAGA hats.
Take note that Trump hasn’t issued any comments or tried to make peace between the two women, probably because he likes women fighting over him…even sorry excuses for women like these two. I don’t mean to be sexist about that as they’re sorry excuses for human beings too.
Trust me, MTG isn’t really upset at Loomer being a racist. If she was, she would have said something a long time ago because Loomer’s racism isn’t new (she protested against immigration in 2019 in front of a Mexican restaurant). MTG found the curry thing racist but didn’t touch the Haitians-eating-pets story. Also, she’s never called out her own racism. MTG just needs more attention from Trump. Trump only calls you when he wants something from you.
As for Loomer, she’s loving this. The media is covering her which is everything she wants in addition to you being forced to look at her bikini photos. She’s also crying that none of the networks are interviewing her, but most networks don’t like their platforms used for spreading racist conspiracy theories. They also don’t like putting faces on that’ll make viewers change their channel.
Article 29 of the Bro Code states, “A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight." This probably also applies to hag fights so this is me abiding by the Bro Code and alerting this “girl” fight to all my bros…and my female friends too. Why should they miss out on all the fun?
Creative note: I went to bed knowing I’d do something on this topic but I didn’t have an idea yet…and the topic woke me up. I kept trying to go back to sleep but it’s hard when MTG and Loomer keep popping up in your head. Ew. So I got up and went to work. My brain hates me, probably for that hit to the head in Chicago that left me as loopy as Tua Tagovailoa. C’mon, brain…we should be even by now.
Music note: I listened to The Beach Boys and the Jackson 5. Oh, baby…give me one more chance.
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This isn't a very nice thing to say but in the photo, MTG looks like one of those renditions of a Neanderthal and Loomer looks like a scary Halloween clown.
Loomer and MTG are just two of the creepiest women ever! How anyone would want to spend any time with either of them is beyond me. Not just unattractive physically (unless I'm a bad judge of that) but their character is so offensive on top of that! UGH! I can't imagine being in the same room with either for more time than it takes to find the exit. It really tells you a lot about the MAGA bunch who thinks these two are so wonderful.